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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:08 pm

I cannot believe that the purpose of life is to be "happy." I think the purpose of life is to be useful, to be responsible, to be compassionate. It is, above all, to matter and to count, to stand for something, to have made some difference that you lived at all.

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:33 pm

An exaggeration is a truth that has lost its temper.

Kahlil Gibran
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:49 pm

Let go of the past and go for the future. Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you imagined.

- Henry David Thoreau
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:21 pm

Don't worry. Be happy. Cool

-- Bobby McFerrin
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:52 am

Truth, like a torch, the more it's shook it shines.

Sir William Hamilton, Scottish metaphysician, 1788-1856
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:58 am

“Here’s to the crazy ones.
The misfits. The rebels.
The trouble-makers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They’re not fond of rules,
and they have no respect for the status-quo.
You can quote them, disagree with them,
glorify, or vilify them.
But the only thing
you can’t do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
They push the human race forward.
And while some may see them as the crazy ones,
we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough
to think they can change the world,
are the ones who do.”

-Apple, Inc.

"Think Different."
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:13 am

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:41 am

“Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.”

Groucho Marx

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:45 am

“I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure”
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:34 pm

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.

- Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:38 pm

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher.

- Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:38 pm

whisper wrote:
Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.

- Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama
How can you post that quote and then say you can't stand teachers, who help people 8 hours a day, seven days a week, often on our own time?
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:38 pm

In every belief there is a lie.

Swami Venkatesananda
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:02 pm

nevermore wrote:
whisper wrote:
Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.

- Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama
How can you post that quote and then say you can't stand teachers, who help people 8 hours a day, seven days a week, often on our own time?

What you describe sounds like a very dedicated teacher. I wish I had one like that in grate school.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:37 pm

whisper wrote:
nevermore wrote:
whisper wrote:
Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.

- Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama
How can you post that quote and then say you can't stand teachers, who help people 8 hours a day, seven days a week, often on our own time?

What you describe sounds like a very dedicated teacher. I wish I had one like that in grate school.
Every teacher I work with is like that.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:03 pm

If you can read this, thank a teacher.

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:03 pm

If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:04 am

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Lovin' Every Minute wrote:
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Come in over the waste ground at the rear. The back door is open.
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I humbly beg your forgiveness but I am going.. OFF TOPIC.... again. .. your quotation has inspired me... I wonder what secrets THEY are keeping hidden. ????Smile



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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:17 am

The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind.

- Kahlil Gibran
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:33 am

Clix Pix wrote:
“Here’s to the crazy ones.
The misfits. The rebels.
The trouble-makers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They’re not fond of rules,
and they have no respect for the status-quo.
You can quote them, disagree with them,
glorify, or vilify them.
But the only thing
you can’t do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
They push the human race forward.
And while some may see them as the crazy ones,
we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough
to think they can change the world,
are the ones who do.”

-Apple, Inc.

"Think Different."

Cool, we're all geniuses.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:35 am

Yup, that's us, to a tee!!
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:49 pm

The horrors which we have seen, and the still greater horrors we shall presently see, are not signs that rebels, insubordinate, untamable people are increasing in number throughout the world, but rather that there is a constant increase in the number of obedient, docile people.

- George Bernanos
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:50 pm

The intersection between your head and your ass should be a null set.

- Anon.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:54 pm

BohemianSpirit wrote:
The intersection between your head and your ass should be a null set.

- Anon.

ROFL ROFL ROFL Not to mention physically very difficult, if not downright impossible . . . . Shocked

OK, that cracked me up!
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:00 pm

“Here’s to the crazy ones.
The misfits. The rebels.
The trouble-makers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They’re not fond of rules,
and they have no respect for the status-quo.
You can quote them, disagree with them,
glorify, or vilify them.
But the only thing
you can’t do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
They push the human race forward.
And while some may see them as the crazy ones,
we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough
to think they can change the world,
are the ones who do.”
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:02 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:32 pm

Lovin' Every Minute wrote:
BohemianSpirit wrote:
The intersection between your head and your ass should be a null set.

- Anon.

ROFL ROFL ROFL Not to mention physically very difficult, if not downright impossible . . . . Shocked

OK, that cracked me up!

When I posted that, for some reason you were the first person I thought of that would probably like it. Wink Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:13 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:19 pm

Faith as ultimate concern is an act of the total personality. It happens in the center of the personal life and includes all its elements. Faith is the most centered act of the human mind. It is not a movement of a special section or a special function of (our) total being. They all are united in the act of faith.

- Paul Tillich
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:41 pm

“Music and silence combine strongly because music is done with silence, and silence is full of music.”
Marcel Marceau
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:47 pm

“Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.”
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:07 pm

Knowledge is no guarantee of good behavior, but ignorance is a virtual guarantee of bad behavior,

- Martha Nussbaum
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:42 pm

"True humility is contentment."
- Henri Frederic Amiel
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:45 pm

"The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach."
- Lin Yutang
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes on humor and truth   Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:32 pm

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Come to the edge,' he said.
They said, 'We are afraid.'
'Come to the edge,' he said.
They came.
He pushed them...
And they flew.
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