Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!

Dear TinkyKalua: I hereby offer my application for EITHER Danileo's OR Judyokla's position at SBFII! I am a good worker, dedicated, and have NO technical experience! I will have NO problem keeping the backdoor open to ALL the threads that you do not want anyone seeing! I can go along with anything you want (as long as I get a quilt and a visit to Susan). Get back to me ASAP! Thanks for your consideration!

I don't know what to say but.....

This is toooooooo much - laughing till the tears are pouring down my cheeks!!!

Please, oh please, will you two stop it already!!!

Perhaps you should apply JC and give them some stiff competition!?!?!

Doubt any of us will be around until hell freezes over, as that's about when you two bozos can expect your replies. But nice try, anyhow!

WAMcKinley wrote:

Doubt any of us will be around until hell freezes over, as that's about when you two bozos can expect your replies. But nice try, anyhow!

Oh don't be so negative, Wam!!!

Pickles asked me to take it, but I told her to

Aaah Boh, that's a bit harsh, really. The boss was just trying to be nice and you know how hard that is for him!!!

Hey--guests to this forum....isn't it obvious that this forum is WAAAAAAY more enjoyable than that other forum?????

Tinky and Kabalooie
Administrators
SBII
London, England

Dear Tinky and Kabalooie:

Thank you for your letter of March 25th, 2011. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your fansite.

This year I have been particularily fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite SBII's outstanding qualification and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your fansite as Technical Advisor immediately following my appearance on Dancing With The Stars. I look forward to seeing you then. Do not consider moving as I will find you.

Sincerely

Master Fudgemeister

feistyfilly wrote:

Tinky and Kabalooie
Administrators
SBII
London, England

Dear Tinky and Kabalooie:

Thank you for your letter of March 25th, 2011. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your fansite.

This year I have been particularily fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite SBII's outstanding qualification and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your fansite as Technical Advisor immediately following my appearance on Dancing With The Stars. I look forward to seeing you then. Do not consider moving as I will find you.

Sincerely

Master Fudgemeister

I've just wee'd again

Fudgemeister---you have been accused of being contentious by the powers that be at SBFII! How do you plead??

Fudgemeister: QUILTY!!

Candidate Reference: 666 - FAIL





PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL:

Dear Mr. DJG

Re JOB POSITION REFERENCE:0774859

Thank you for submitting your application for Technical Assistant. I am now writing with regret, to inform you that your name has been placed on the short list of candidates to be invited for an interview. I am sorry if this is disappointing.

We heard about your previous internet projects, and quite frankly, you scare the HELL out of us.

You may also want to note that calling our Head of Human Resources a "skank ho" does not gain you any plus points when being shortlisted. Also, you may want to submit a different set of references as most of these folk on your list are currently serving time in the federal penitentiary.

Yours truly

Kabalooie Pinochet

johnnycake wrote:

Hey WAM, is your avatar related to BS's avatar? Like are they cousins or something? There's kind of like a family resemblance, I think?

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Yep. Boh and I are sisters! Thanks for noticing!!

janakimack wrote:

Perhaps you should apply JC and give them some stiff competition!?!?!

What's this I hear about stiff competition amongst our male members - ???

Lovin' Every Minute wrote:

janakimack wrote:

Perhaps you should apply JC and give them some stiff competition!?!?!

What's this I hear about stiff competition amongst our male members - ???

did I understand that correctly?

lulu wrote:

Lovin' Every Minute wrote:

janakimack wrote:

Perhaps you should apply JC and give them some stiff competition!?!?!

What's this I hear about stiff competition amongst our male members - ???

At the risk of sounding vulgar again, did I understand that correctly?

I dunno, maybe Jana can explain . . . . . .

Lovin' Every Minute wrote:

lulu wrote:

Lovin' Every Minute wrote:

janakimack wrote:

Perhaps you should apply JC and give them some stiff competition!?!?!

What's this I hear about stiff competition amongst our male members - ???

At the risk of sounding vulgar again, did I understand that correctly?

I dunno, maybe Jana can explain . . . . . .

Yes, Jana, how about an explanation.

I think I wet myself. At least we got the boss' address out of this I hope they pick Fudgie because he is so calm, levelheaded, even tempered and can handle the stress.............................NOT

feistyfilly wrote:

Tinky and Kabalooie
Administrators
SBII
London, England

Dear Tinky and Kabalooie:

Thank you for your letter of March 25th, 2011. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your fansite.

This year I have been particularily fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite SBII's outstanding qualification and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your fansite as Technical Advisor immediately following my appearance on Dancing With The Stars. I look forward to seeing you then. Do not consider moving as I will find you.

Sincerely

Master Fudgemeister

feistyfilly wrote:

Candidate Reference: 666 - FAIL





PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL:

Dear Mr. DJG

Re JOB POSITION REFERENCE:0774859

Thank you for submitting your application for Technical Assistant. I am now writing with regret, to inform you that your name has been placed on the short list of candidates to be invited for an interview. I am sorry if this is disappointing.

We heard about your previous internet projects, and quite frankly, you scare the HELL out of us.

You may also want to note that calling our Head of Human Resources a "skank ho" does not gain you any plus points when being shortlisted. Also, you may want to submit a different set of references as most of these folk on your list are currently serving time in the federal penitentiary.

Yours truly

Kabalooie Pinochet

Feistyfilly, would you consider writing my replies to editors who have the poor taste to reject my manuscripts? I feel certain you could point out to them the error of their ways. I would, of course, thank you for your invaluable contribution, complete with suitable groveling, on my Acknowledgments page. And your name would be the first I'd mention when accepting my Nobel Prize, my Pulitzer, and my National Book Award. Please give it some thought.

Kabalooie Pinochet?

Hey, I got a reply to my application!