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PostSubject: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:59 pm

Dear TinkyKalua: I hereby offer my application for EITHER Danileo's OR Judyokla's position at SBFII! I am a good worker, dedicated, and have NO technical experience! I will have NO problem keeping the backdoor open to ALL the threads that you do not want anyone seeing! I can go along with anything you want (as long as I get a quilt and a visit to Susan). Get back to me ASAP! Thanks for your consideration! laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:03 pm

I don't know what to say but.....

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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:09 pm

This is toooooooo much - laughing till the tears are pouring down my cheeks!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:19 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:29 pm

Please, oh please, will you two stop it already!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:32 pm

I don't see how StinkyPickles could say no to either of you.
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:34 pm

Perhaps you should apply JC and give them some stiff competition!?!?!
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:35 pm

Doubt any of us will be around until hell freezes over, as that's about when you two bozos can expect your replies. But nice try, anyhow! clap clap clap clap
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:37 pm

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Doubt any of us will be around until hell freezes over, as that's about when you two bozos can expect your replies. But nice try, anyhow! clap clap clap clap

Oh don't be so negative, Wam!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:38 pm

All you really need to know:

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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:48 pm

I would like to recommend both these fine young lads, without reservation! (Sorry about that. I should have made a reservation, but I thought I could get a table by the window because of my comedic stylings and literary contributions. Silly me.)
Anyhoo, I'm looking forward to the entertainment. Good luck, EW, break a leg! No, really, break as many as you can.
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:52 pm

Pickles asked me to take it, but I told her to ptkissass
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:54 pm

skywriter wrote:
I would like to recommend both these fine young lads, without reservation! (Sorry about that. I should have made a reservation, but I thought I could get a table by the window because of my comedic stylings and literary contributions. Silly me.)
Anyhoo, I'm looking forward to the entertainment. Good luck, EW, break a leg! No, really, break as many as you can.

Thanks W, I spit out half my hot dog.

Oooops, I meant SW.


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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:06 pm

Boss, you're such a sell-out. Evil or Very Mad I'm truly disappointed, disgusted, and disillusioned. Truly evil people have too much self-respect to even offer to kiss CB's danglies.

On the other hand, ye Hiring Mangers at SBFII should take note that DJG does know some HTML, and perhaps even knows a bit of CSS . Twisted2 I hear he has wicked good Photoshop skills, so he'll make your site look REAL nice.

If I were you, though, I'd choose Fudgemeister. He knows nothing, and he's proud of it, and you'll never find him on his knees, not even for a thousand quilts. LOLflag
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:40 pm

Aaah Boh, that's a bit harsh, really. The boss was just trying to be nice and you know how hard that is for him!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:54 pm

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Aaah Boh, that's a bit harsh, really. The boss was just trying to be nice and you know how hard that is for him!!!

He's evil. He can take it. Twisted2
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:59 pm

Hey--guests to this forum....isn't it obvious that this forum is WAAAAAAY more enjoyable than that other forum????? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL cheering cheering cheering cheering cheering LOLflag LOLflag LOLflag LOLflag LOLflag Dog Dance Dog Dance Dog Dance Dog Dance Dog Dance clapping clapping clapping clapping clapping dancin dancin dancin dancin choc choc choc choc choc
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:19 pm

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Dear Tinky and Kabalooie:

Thank you for your letter of March 25th, 2011. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your fansite.

This year I have been particularily fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite SBII's outstanding qualification and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your fansite as Technical Advisor immediately following my appearance on Dancing With The Stars. I look forward to seeing you then. Do not consider moving as I will find you.

Sincerely

Master Fudgemeister
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:24 pm

That's a work of art, Fudge. And the only answer possible.
Good luck in your new career, whatever millenium it should start in.
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:34 pm

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Dear Tinky and Kabalooie:

Thank you for your letter of March 25th, 2011. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your fansite.

This year I have been particularily fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite SBII's outstanding qualification and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your fansite as Technical Advisor immediately following my appearance on Dancing With The Stars. I look forward to seeing you then. Do not consider moving as I will find you.

Sincerely

Master Fudgemeister

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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:47 pm

Hey..wait a minute, Fudge didn't write that. You're definitely the one, Fudge, to employ a low dirty trick like that, pretending to be someone else. That's just what is needed. Pickles and Jessie both think so.
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:48 pm

Fudgemeister---you have been accused of being contentious by the powers that be at SBFII! How do you plead??

Fudgemeister: QUILTY!!
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:49 pm

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PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL:

Dear Mr. DJG

Re JOB POSITION REFERENCE:0774859

Thank you for submitting your application for Technical Assistant. I am now writing with regret, to inform you that your name has been placed on the short list of candidates to be invited for an interview. I am sorry if this is disappointing.

We heard about your previous internet projects, and quite frankly, you scare the HELL out of us.

You may also want to note that calling our Head of Human Resources a "skank ho" does not gain you any plus points when being shortlisted. Also, you may want to submit a different set of references as most of these folk on your list are currently serving time in the federal penitentiary.

Yours truly

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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:57 pm

Hey WAM, is your avatar related to BS's avatar? Like are they cousins or something? There's kind of like a family resemblance, I think?
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:30 pm

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Hey WAM, is your avatar related to BS's avatar? Like are they cousins or something? There's kind of like a family resemblance, I think?
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Yep. Boh and I are sisters! Thanks for noticing!! Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:19 pm

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johnnycake wrote:
Hey WAM, is your avatar related to BS's avatar? Like are they cousins or something? There's kind of like a family resemblance, I think?
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Yep. Boh and I are sisters! Thanks for noticing!! Very Happy Very Happy


I THOUGHT so!
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:32 pm

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Perhaps you should apply JC and give them some stiff competition!?!?!

What's this I hear about stiff competition amongst our male members - ??? affraid Embarassed Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:55 pm

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janakimack wrote:
Perhaps you should apply JC and give them some stiff competition!?!?!

What's this I hear about stiff competition amongst our male members - ??? affraid Embarassed Wink

affraid affraid did I understand that correctly? hiding
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:56 pm

lulu wrote:
Lovin' Every Minute wrote:
janakimack wrote:
Perhaps you should apply JC and give them some stiff competition!?!?!

What's this I hear about stiff competition amongst our male members - ??? affraid Embarassed Wink

affraid affraid At the risk of sounding vulgar again, did I understand that correctly?

I dunno, maybe Jana can explain . . . . . . confused
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:10 pm

Lovin' Every Minute wrote:
lulu wrote:
Lovin' Every Minute wrote:
janakimack wrote:
Perhaps you should apply JC and give them some stiff competition!?!?!

What's this I hear about stiff competition amongst our male members - ??? affraid Embarassed Wink

affraid affraid At the risk of sounding vulgar again, did I understand that correctly?

I dunno, maybe Jana can explain . . . . . . confused
Yes, Jana, how about an explanation.
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:34 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:32 pm

laughcry laughfloor laughcry laughfloor laughcry laughfloor I think I wet myself. At least we got the boss' address out of this laughfloor laughcry laughfloor laughcry I hope they pick Fudgie because he is so calm, levelheaded, even tempered and can handle the stress.............................NOT ROFL Cuckoo
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:00 pm

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Tinky and Kabalooie
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Dear Tinky and Kabalooie:

Thank you for your letter of March 25th, 2011. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your fansite.

This year I have been particularily fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite SBII's outstanding qualification and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your fansite as Technical Advisor immediately following my appearance on Dancing With The Stars. I look forward to seeing you then. Do not consider moving as I will find you.

Sincerely

Master Fudgemeister


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PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL:

Dear Mr. DJG

Re JOB POSITION REFERENCE:0774859

Thank you for submitting your application for Technical Assistant. I am now writing with regret, to inform you that your name has been placed on the short list of candidates to be invited for an interview. I am sorry if this is disappointing.

We heard about your previous internet projects, and quite frankly, you scare the HELL out of us.

You may also want to note that calling our Head of Human Resources a "skank ho" does not gain you any plus points when being shortlisted. Also, you may want to submit a different set of references as most of these folk on your list are currently serving time in the federal penitentiary.

Yours truly

Kabalooie Pinochet
Feistyfilly, would you consider writing my replies to editors who have the poor taste to reject my manuscripts? I feel certain you could point out to them the error of their ways. I would, of course, thank you for your invaluable contribution, complete with suitable groveling, on my Acknowledgments page. And your name would be the first I'd mention when accepting my Nobel Prize, my Pulitzer, and my National Book Award. Please give it some thought.
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:47 am

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Kabalooie Pinochet?
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PostSubject: Re: Fudgemeister Available for SBFII Job!   Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:21 pm

Hey, I got a reply to my application! Wink Laughing Twisted2 Twisted2 Twisted2

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