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fudgemeister
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| | Subject: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed! Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:54 pm | |
| Volunteers are needed for 24 hour, round-the-clock surveillance of Susan, Andy, Joanne, her limos, her luggage, her agent, her dress designer, and her hairstylist!! We must KNOW every second her whereabouts, what dress she is wearing, what jewelry, what meals and snacks she is eating, how her hair is handling conditions. We must have coverage at her home, her street, her town, Tesco, the dress shop, the airports(Scotland AND London), the London Hotel, the restaurants she goes to! Every dress, outfit, shoes, and jewelry that she wears MUST be catalogued, recognized, and photographed. We must talk about ALL of this stuff till we are blue in the face! We will NOT rest till all of the above are recognized and NOTARIZED as being the right objects! We must have coverage at the garbage dump near her home, so that WE can get any mementos from her house (even if it is garbage). The house spotter will alert the garbage dump watcher when a load is heading to the dump! We need a watcher at the neighborhood pub that she sometimes goes to, also the Blackbern library and her church of course!
IS THERE A PSYCHIATRIST IN THE HOUSE?????!!!!! |
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janakimack
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| | Subject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed! Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:07 pm | |
| - fudgemeister wrote:
- Volunteers are needed for 24 hour, round-the-clock surveillance of Susan, Andy, Joanne, her limos, her luggage, her agent, her dress designer, and her hairstylist!! We must KNOW every second her whereabouts, what dress she is wearing, what jewelry, what meals and snacks she is eating, how her hair is handling conditions. We must have coverage at her home, her street, her town, Tesco, the dress shop, the airports(Scotland AND London), the London Hotel, the restaurants she goes to! Every dress, outfit, shoes, and jewelry that she wears MUST be catalogued, recognized, and photographed. We must talk about ALL of this stuff till we are blue in the face! We will NOT rest till all of the above are recognized and NOTARIZED as being the right objects! We must have coverage at the garbage dump near her home, so that WE can get any mementos from her house (even if it is garbage). The house spotter will alert the garbage dump watcher when a load is heading to the dump! We need a watcher at the neighborhood pub that she sometimes goes to, also the Blackbern library and her church of course!
IS THERE A PSYCHIATRIST IN THE HOUSE?????!!!!!
No, but there is a "M.D." in the house. Do you need one. ?? 
 
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fudgemeister
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| | Subject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed! Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:10 pm | |
| - Wabbit wrote:
- fudgemeister wrote:
- Volunteers are needed for 24 hour, round-the-clock surveillance of Susan, Andy, Joanne, her limos, her luggage, her agent, her dress designer, and her hairstylist!! We must KNOW every second her whereabouts, what dress she is wearing, what jewelry, what meals and snacks she is eating, how her hair is handling conditions. We must have coverage at her home, her street, her town, Tesco, the dress shop, the airports(Scotland AND London), the London Hotel, the restaurants she goes to! Every dress, outfit, shoes, and jewelry that she wears MUST be catalogued, recognized, and photographed. We must talk about ALL of this stuff till we are blue in the face! We will NOT rest till all of the above are recognized and NOTARIZED as being the right objects! We must have coverage at the garbage dump near her home, so that WE can get any mementos from her house (even if it is garbage). The house spotter will alert the garbage dump watcher when a load is heading to the dump! We need a watcher at the neighborhood pub that she sometimes goes to, also the Blackbern library and her church of course!
IS THERE A PSYCHIATRIST IN THE HOUSE?????!!!!!
No, but there is a "M.D." in the house. Do you need one. ??
I do not need the shrink. I can think of many others who do! 
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Wabbit
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| | Subject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed! Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:16 pm | |
| - fudgemeister wrote:
- Wabbit wrote:
- fudgemeister wrote:
- Volunteers are needed for 24 hour, round-the-clock surveillance of Susan, Andy, Joanne, her limos, her luggage, her agent, her dress designer, and her hairstylist!! We must KNOW every second her whereabouts, what dress she is wearing, what jewelry, what meals and snacks she is eating, how her hair is handling conditions. We must have coverage at her home, her street, her town, Tesco, the dress shop, the airports(Scotland AND London), the London Hotel, the restaurants she goes to! Every dress, outfit, shoes, and jewelry that she wears MUST be catalogued, recognized, and photographed. We must talk about ALL of this stuff till we are blue in the face! We will NOT rest till all of the above are recognized and NOTARIZED as being the right objects! We must have coverage at the garbage dump near her home, so that WE can get any mementos from her house (even if it is garbage). The house spotter will alert the garbage dump watcher when a load is heading to the dump! We need a watcher at the neighborhood pub that she sometimes goes to, also the Blackbern library and her church of course!
IS THERE A PSYCHIATRIST IN THE HOUSE?????!!!!!
No, but there is a "M.D." in the house. Do you need one. ??
I do not need the shrink. I can think of many others who do! "M.D. " is my doc initials.
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fudgemeister
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| | Subject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed! Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:23 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed! Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:26 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed! Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:32 pm | |
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fudgemeister
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| | Subject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed! Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:05 pm | |
| BULLETIN! BULLETIN!
I almost have Susan's pedicurist lined up for a M and G! She will do it if I can assure her 10 pedicures! Please pm me if you are in! BTW, foot fetishists are welcome! |
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fudgemeister
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| | Subject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed! Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:41 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed! Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:55 am | |
| Put my name down for the M&G with Pebbles - I cannot resist cats!!! |
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| | Subject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed! Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:06 pm | |
| Fudge can you get the guy who installed the fence way back at the start? He talked to Susan and she brought him a cup of tea out. We need to hear every detail of that! Ooooh and the Irn Bru delivery guy who stopped Susan to give her a free bottle. He must have a story to tell! Do you think you could get her old GP in Blackburn? Just imagine all the personal private stuff that he will know about Susan and her health and that we as super-super-extra-special-devoted-fans NEED to know  Oh and the priest - Father wotshisname - he can tell us all about Susan's confessions  Folks we must make Fudgie a an extra-extra-super-super-extra-special-devoted-fan for arranging all these M&G's. Can he have his name in purple?? He can put this honour on his CV (resume?) - that's sure to impress!  |
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janakimack
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| | Subject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed! Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:39 pm | |
| Please sign up here to attend a meet and greet with the woman who tweezes Susan's eyebrows:
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| | Subject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed! Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:47 pm | |
| Has anyone been able to track down the old boyfriend! Now that would be a real coup....just imagine all the stories he could tell. |
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| | Subject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed! Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:08 pm | |
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Good Humans:
Please add my name to the list of those who would absolutely love to meet Pebbles.
I know she will be delighted to meet me and I promise to write an entire book about our visit, sparing no details about what took place.
Love and Purrs,
Saoirse Ciara
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| | Subject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed! Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:27 pm | |
| Hey, guests who are reading this---try a thread like this ElseWhere, and the powers that be WOULD NOT be amused! They do NOT believe in humor of any kind! |
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