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PostSubject: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:54 pm

Volunteers are needed for 24 hour, round-the-clock surveillance of Susan, Andy, Joanne, her limos, her luggage, her agent, her dress designer, and her hairstylist!! We must KNOW every second her whereabouts, what dress she is wearing, what jewelry, what meals and snacks she is eating, how her hair is handling conditions. We must have coverage at her home, her street, her town, Tesco, the dress shop, the airports(Scotland AND London), the London Hotel, the restaurants she goes to! Every dress, outfit, shoes, and jewelry that she wears MUST be catalogued, recognized, and photographed. We must talk about ALL of this stuff till we are blue in the face! We will NOT rest till all of the above are recognized and NOTARIZED as being the right objects! We must have coverage at the garbage dump near her home, so that WE can get any mementos from her house (even if it is garbage). The house spotter will alert the garbage dump watcher when a load is heading to the dump! We need a watcher at the neighborhood pub that she sometimes goes to, also the Blackbern library and her church of course!
IS THERE A PSYCHIATRIST IN THE HOUSE?????!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:56 pm

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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:07 pm

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Volunteers are needed for 24 hour, round-the-clock surveillance of Susan, Andy, Joanne, her limos, her luggage, her agent, her dress designer, and her hairstylist!! We must KNOW every second her whereabouts, what dress she is wearing, what jewelry, what meals and snacks she is eating, how her hair is handling conditions. We must have coverage at her home, her street, her town, Tesco, the dress shop, the airports(Scotland AND London), the London Hotel, the restaurants she goes to! Every dress, outfit, shoes, and jewelry that she wears MUST be catalogued, recognized, and photographed. We must talk about ALL of this stuff till we are blue in the face! We will NOT rest till all of the above are recognized and NOTARIZED as being the right objects! We must have coverage at the garbage dump near her home, so that WE can get any mementos from her house (even if it is garbage). The house spotter will alert the garbage dump watcher when a load is heading to the dump! We need a watcher at the neighborhood pub that she sometimes goes to, also the Blackbern library and her church of course!
IS THERE A PSYCHIATRIST IN THE HOUSE?????!!!!!

No, but there is a "M.D." in the house. Do you need one. ?? Smile

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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:10 pm

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Volunteers are needed for 24 hour, round-the-clock surveillance of Susan, Andy, Joanne, her limos, her luggage, her agent, her dress designer, and her hairstylist!! We must KNOW every second her whereabouts, what dress she is wearing, what jewelry, what meals and snacks she is eating, how her hair is handling conditions. We must have coverage at her home, her street, her town, Tesco, the dress shop, the airports(Scotland AND London), the London Hotel, the restaurants she goes to! Every dress, outfit, shoes, and jewelry that she wears MUST be catalogued, recognized, and photographed. We must talk about ALL of this stuff till we are blue in the face! We will NOT rest till all of the above are recognized and NOTARIZED as being the right objects! We must have coverage at the garbage dump near her home, so that WE can get any mementos from her house (even if it is garbage). The house spotter will alert the garbage dump watcher when a load is heading to the dump! We need a watcher at the neighborhood pub that she sometimes goes to, also the Blackbern library and her church of course!
IS THERE A PSYCHIATRIST IN THE HOUSE?????!!!!!

No, but there is a "M.D." in the house. Do you need one. ?? Smile

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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:14 pm

They'll all be reading this nodding away in agreement, because they don't understand humour! Wink Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:16 pm

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fudgemeister wrote:
Volunteers are needed for 24 hour, round-the-clock surveillance of Susan, Andy, Joanne, her limos, her luggage, her agent, her dress designer, and her hairstylist!! We must KNOW every second her whereabouts, what dress she is wearing, what jewelry, what meals and snacks she is eating, how her hair is handling conditions. We must have coverage at her home, her street, her town, Tesco, the dress shop, the airports(Scotland AND London), the London Hotel, the restaurants she goes to! Every dress, outfit, shoes, and jewelry that she wears MUST be catalogued, recognized, and photographed. We must talk about ALL of this stuff till we are blue in the face! We will NOT rest till all of the above are recognized and NOTARIZED as being the right objects! We must have coverage at the garbage dump near her home, so that WE can get any mementos from her house (even if it is garbage). The house spotter will alert the garbage dump watcher when a load is heading to the dump! We need a watcher at the neighborhood pub that she sometimes goes to, also the Blackbern library and her church of course!
IS THERE A PSYCHIATRIST IN THE HOUSE?????!!!!!

No, but there is a "M.D." in the house. Do you need one. ?? Smile

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I do not need the shrink. I can think of many others who do! Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo

"M.D. " is my doc initials. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:23 pm

A Meet and Greet is being set up with Fred, her voice coach. So now there will be M and Gs with people who KNOW Susan! Quick, line up her butcher, her baker, and her candlestick maker! Get the gardener, the priest, the neighbors, and anyone else she comes in contact with! Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo lol!
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:26 pm

fudgemeister wrote:
A Meet and Greet is being set up with Fred, her voice coach. So now there will be M and Gs with people who KNOW Susan! Quick, line up her butcher, her baker, and her candlestick maker! Get the gardener, the priest, the neighbors, and anyone else she comes in contact with! Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo lol!

I only know "of" Susan.. I hope that counts.

WHEN ??

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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:32 pm

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fudgemeister wrote:
A Meet and Greet is being set up with Fred, her voice coach. So now there will be M and Gs with people who KNOW Susan! Quick, line up her butcher, her baker, and her candlestick maker! Get the gardener, the priest, the neighbors, and anyone else she comes in contact with! Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo lol!

I only know "of" Susan.. I hope that counts.

WHEN ??

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M and G with Fred is Nov. 25th!


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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:38 pm

fudgemeister wrote:
Wabbit wrote:
fudgemeister wrote:
A Meet and Greet is being set up with Fred, her voice coach. So now there will be M and Gs with people who KNOW Susan! Quick, line up her butcher, her baker, and her candlestick maker! Get the gardener, the priest, the neighbors, and anyone else she comes in contact with! Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo lol!

I only know "of" Susan.. I hope that counts.

WHEN ??

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

M and G with Fred is Nov. 25th!

Sorry, I can't make it. That is Thanksgiving long weekend.

I have a turkey or a ham to cut into. A turkey or a ham could nean anything in my family. Smile


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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:02 pm

[quote="Wabbit"][quote="fudgemeister"]
Wabbit wrote:
fudgemeister wrote:
A Meet and Greet is being set up with Fred, her voice coach. So now there will be M and Gs with people who KNOW Susan! Quick, line up her butcher, her baker, and her candlestick maker! Get the gardener, the priest, the neighbors, and anyone else she comes in contact with! Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo lol!

I only know "of" Susan.. I hope that counts.

WHEN ??

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

]M and G with Fred is Nov. 25th!

Sorry, I can't make it. That is Thanksgiving long weekend.

I have a turkey or a ham to cut into. A turkey or a ham could nean anything in my family. Smile


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Sounds like some turkeys are going to be hamming it up across the pond!


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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:05 pm

BULLETIN! BULLETIN!
I almost have Susan's pedicurist lined up for a M and G! She will do it if I can assure her 10 pedicures! Please pm me if you are in! BTW, foot fetishists are welcome!
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:19 pm

When it rains it pours! I am now in talks with that kid who burgled Susan's house, for a M and G. One problem, he wants to be paid! But it may be worth it, after all, he saw the inside of the house! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:41 am

I scored a big one! I have found the 2 workmen who installed the new door at her council house, and they are more than willing to have a M and G! Hear the entire story of how Susan picked THAT door! Get the details on the delivery route AND the installation! Hear what Susan said to them when they were leaving! You cannot miss this M and G! cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:49 am

I GOT PEBBLES! I GOT PEBBLES! I GOT PEBBLES! I GOT PEBBLES! THE MEET AND GREET TO END ALL MEET AND GREETS!
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It just does not get any bigger than this! PEBBLES!!
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:55 am

Put my name down for the M&G with Pebbles - I cannot resist cats!!!
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:06 pm

Fudge can you get the guy who installed the fence way back at the start? He talked to Susan and she brought him a cup of tea out. We need to hear every detail of that!

Ooooh and the Irn Bru delivery guy who stopped Susan to give her a free bottle. He must have a story to tell!

Do you think you could get her old GP in Blackburn? Just imagine all the personal private stuff that he will know about Susan and her health and that we as super-super-extra-special-devoted-fans NEED to know Very Happy

Oh and the priest - Father wotshisname - he can tell us all about Susan's confessions clapping

Folks we must make Fudgie a an extra-extra-super-super-extra-special-devoted-fan for arranging all these M&G's. Can he have his name in purple?? He can put this honour on his CV (resume?) - that's sure to impress! clap
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:22 pm

Good thinking there TL. We'll soon be the most impressive and up-to-the-minute-minutest-detail-fansite of Susan's life and career. Go get 'em Fudge!!!

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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:39 pm

Please sign up here to attend a meet and greet with the woman who tweezes Susan's eyebrows:
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:47 pm

Has anyone been able to track down the old boyfriend! Now that would be a real coup....just imagine all the stories he could tell.
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:53 pm

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Please sign up here to attend a meet and greet with the woman who tweezes Susan's eyebrows:
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:08 pm


Good Humans:

Please add my name to the list of those who would absolutely love to meet Pebbles.

I know she will be delighted to meet me and I promise to write an entire book about our visit, sparing no details about what took place.

Love and Purrs,

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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:13 pm

I am now having a problem with Pebbles. Apparently she has a "No Meet and Greet" clause in her contract with SYCO'S SIMON!! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:17 pm

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I am now having a problem with Pebbles. Apparently she has a "No Meet and Greet" clause in her contract with SYCO'S SIMON!! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

We can get round that Fudgie. Just get her PA on the phone and promise him or her a nice gift Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:24 pm

toplass wrote:
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I am now having a problem with Pebbles. Apparently she has a "No Meet and Greet" clause in her contract with SYCO'S SIMON!! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

We can get round that Fudgie. Just get her PA on the phone and promise him or her a nice gift Twisted Evil
Her PA is also a cat so I will try catnip!!
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:27 pm

Hey, guests who are reading this---try a thread like this ElseWhere, and the powers that be WOULD NOT be amused! They do NOT believe in humor of any kind!
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:45 pm

fudgemeister wrote:
toplass wrote:
fudgemeister wrote:
I am now having a problem with Pebbles. Apparently she has a "No Meet and Greet" clause in her contract with SYCO'S SIMON!! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

We can get round that Fudgie. Just get her PA on the phone and promise him or her a nice gift Twisted Evil

Her PA is also a cat so I will try catnip!!

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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:25 pm

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Hey, guests who are reading this---try a thread like this ElseWhere, and the powers that be WOULD NOT be amused! They do NOT believe in humor of any kind!

They'll declare war on us again if we're not careful! They'll send in their tug boat with Captain Krapoola and his good friend the skipper at the helm! Wink affraid
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:27 pm

Wabbit wrote:
fudgemeister wrote:
toplass wrote:
fudgemeister wrote:
I am now having a problem with Pebbles. Apparently she has a "No Meet and Greet" clause in her contract with SYCO'S SIMON!! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

We can get round that Fudgie. Just get her PA on the phone and promise him or her a nice gift Twisted Evil

Her PA is also a cat so I will try catnip!!

Yeah, Wabbit! We may not have 50,000 or 5000 or even 500 members, but at least we can laugh and have fun and NOT be worried about what we post! And we do NOT have to constantly post, "Mods, please delete this if you think it is inappropriate"! JEEEEEESH!
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:29 pm

Admin wrote:
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Hey, guests who are reading this---try a thread like this ElseWhere, and the powers that be WOULD NOT be amused! They do NOT believe in humor of any kind!

They'll declare war on us again if we're not careful! They'll send in their tug boat with Captain Krapoola and his good friend the skipper at the helm! Wink affraid
Krapoola and the skipper--
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:35 pm

Oh dear! Glug glug glug! Wink

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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:24 pm

Well, if the boat is sinking we gotta git outta there.



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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:33 am

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Fudge can you get the guy who installed the fence way back at the start? He talked to Susan and she brought him a cup of tea out. We need to hear every detail of that!

Ooooh and the Irn Bru delivery guy who stopped Susan to give her a free bottle. He must have a story to tell!

Do you think you could get her old GP in Blackburn? Just imagine all the personal private stuff that he will know about Susan and her health and that we as super-super-extra-special-devoted-fans NEED to know Very Happy

Oh and the priest - Father wotshisname - he can tell us all about Susan's confessions clapping

Folks we must make Fudgie a an extra-extra-super-super-extra-special-devoted-fan for arranging all these M&G's. Can he have his name in purple?? He can put this honour on his CV (resume?) - that's sure to impress! clap
If you do not mind, I would prefer my name to be in brown----for chocolate fudge! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:54 am

fudgemeister wrote:
toplass wrote:
Fudge can you get the guy who installed the fence way back at the start? He talked to Susan and she brought him a cup of tea out. We need to hear every detail of that!

Ooooh and the Irn Bru delivery guy who stopped Susan to give her a free bottle. He must have a story to tell!

Do you think you could get her old GP in Blackburn? Just imagine all the personal private stuff that he will know about Susan and her health and that we as super-super-extra-special-devoted-fans NEED to know Very Happy

Oh and the priest - Father wotshisname - he can tell us all about Susan's confessions clapping

Folks we must make Fudgie a an extra-extra-super-super-extra-special-devoted-fan for arranging all these M&G's. Can he have his name in purple?? He can put this honour on his CV (resume?) - that's sure to impress! clap
If you do not mind, I would prefer my name to be in brown----for chocolate fudge! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Shouldn't that be brown for, "Holy Shit! These em-effers are crazy!" Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: 24 Hour Surveillance Needed!   Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:51 am

xeno wrote:
fudgemeister wrote:
toplass wrote:
Fudge can you get the guy who installed the fence way back at the start? He talked to Susan and she brought him a cup of tea out. We need to hear every detail of that!

Ooooh and the Irn Bru delivery guy who stopped Susan to give her a free bottle. He must have a story to tell!

Do you think you could get her old GP in Blackburn? Just imagine all the personal private stuff that he will know about Susan and her health and that we as super-super-extra-special-devoted-fans NEED to know Very Happy

Oh and the priest - Father wotshisname - he can tell us all about Susan's confessions clapping

Folks we must make Fudgie a an extra-extra-super-super-extra-special-devoted-fan for arranging all these M&G's. Can he have his name in purple?? He can put this honour on his CV (resume?) - that's sure to impress! clap
If you do not mind, I would prefer my name to be in brown----for chocolate fudge! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Shouldn't that be brown for, "Holy Shit! These em-effers are crazy!" Shocked
Shame on you, Xeno! You know it is "holy quilt", NOT "holy shit" No No No No No No No No No No !
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