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PostSubject: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:47 am

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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:53 am

I will pay $500 for it if you get a cast made of the teeth marks and get a certificate of authenticity from Susan's dentist! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:58 am

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I will pay $500 for it if you get a cast made of the teeth marks and get a certificate of authenticity from Susan's dentist! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

You'll be wanting proof that Joe Bloggs exists next! Crikey, what do you want for your $500! Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:09 am

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I will pay $500 for it if you get a cast made of the teeth marks and get a certificate of authenticity from Susan's dentist! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

You'll be wanting proof that Joe Bloggs exists next! Crikey, what do you want for your $500! Wink
I think that is fair. After all, I do NOT want Joe Blogg's gum!
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:35 am

I heard they're auctioning off Joe Blogg's mother's brother's wife's cousin's dentist's autograph because he looked at the gum and said, "Yes indeed. In my professional opinion, this could possibly have been chewed by Susan."
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:23 am

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Are you sure about that, Boss? I heard when Joe Bloggs asked, Susan said, "Yeah, bite me!"
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:59 am

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Are you sure about that, Boss? I heard when Joe Bloggs asked, Susan said, "Yeah, bite me!"
That's not the way I heard it. I heard she said, "Bite me and then feck off".
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:12 am

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Are you sure about that, Boss? I heard when Joe Bloggs asked, Susan said, "Yeah, bite me!"
That's not the way I heard it. I heard she said, "Bite me and then feck off".
In loonyland Susan does not say "feck off". She says "quilt off"! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:04 am

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Are you sure about that, Boss? I heard when Joe Bloggs asked, Susan said, "Yeah, bite me!"
That's not the way I heard it. I heard she said, "Bite me and then feck off".
In loonyland Susan does not say "feck off". She says "quilt off"! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:51 am

Then I guess a nasty motherquilter would be a not very nice person? Is that how EWspeak works?
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:56 am

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Then I guess a nasty motherquilter would be a not very nice person? Is that how EWspeak works?
Exactly! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:56 am

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Then I guess a nasty motherquilter would be a not very nice person? Is that how EWspeak works?
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:01 pm

SBFII Rule #38,956,311,870,093,267,666:
Any dirty word said by Susan, must be substituted with the word "quilt", no matter what the dirty word is!
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:21 pm

fudgemeister wrote:
SBFII Rule #38,956,311,870,093,267,666:
Any dirty word said by Susan, must be substituted with the word "quilt", no matter what the dirty word is!

But I think just for safety's sake it should have the word "holy" preceding it, too!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:32 pm

janakimack wrote:
fudgemeister wrote:
SBFII Rule #38,956,311,870,093,267,666:
Any dirty word said by Susan, must be substituted with the word "quilt", no matter what the dirty word is!

But I think just for safety's sake it should have the word "holy" preceding it, too!!!
Agreed---so it would be "holy motherquilter"!
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:33 pm

janakimack wrote:
fudgemeister wrote:
SBFII Rule #38,956,311,870,093,267,666:
Any dirty word said by Susan, must be substituted with the word "quilt", no matter what the dirty word is!

But I think just for safety's sake it should have the word "holy" preceding it, too!!!
Holy Motherquilter?
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:35 pm

fudgemeister wrote:
janakimack wrote:
fudgemeister wrote:
SBFII Rule #38,956,311,870,093,267,666:
Any dirty word said by Susan, must be substituted with the word "quilt", no matter what the dirty word is!

But I think just for safety's sake it should have the word "holy" preceding it, too!!!
Agreed---so it would be "holy motherquilter"!

Now don't you think that sounds more like it!!! Thanks Fudge!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:48 pm

janakimack wrote:
fudgemeister wrote:
janakimack wrote:
fudgemeister wrote:
SBFII Rule #38,956,311,870,093,267,666:
Any dirty word said by Susan, must be substituted with the word "quilt", no matter what the dirty word is!

But I think just for safety's sake it should have the word "holy" preceding it, too!!!
Agreed---so it would be "holy motherquilter"!

Now don't you think that sounds more like it!!! Thanks Fudge!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:57 pm

It IS rather pleasing, isn't it?!?!?
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:04 pm

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It IS rather pleasing, isn't it?!?!?
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Rolls off the tongue in a pleasant way, yeah. I LIKE it!! Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:46 pm

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It IS rather pleasing, isn't it?!?!?
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Rolls off the tongue in a pleasant way, yeah. I LIKE it!! Very Happy Very Happy
So a boorish, unpleasant individual might be described as a holy, mother-quilting asshole? Hey, works for me! Congrats to all, you quilting lingusits!
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:27 pm

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It IS rather pleasing, isn't it?!?!?
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Rolls off the tongue in a pleasant way, yeah. I LIKE it!! Very Happy Very Happy
So a boorish, unpleasant individual might be described as a holy, mother-quilting asshole? Hey, works for me! Congrats to all, you quilting lingusits!
And if you want to comment on what goes on EW, you can say "Quilt this Excrement!", I guess.
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:33 am

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WAMcKinley wrote:
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It IS rather pleasing, isn't it?!?!?
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Rolls off the tongue in a pleasant way, yeah. I LIKE it!! Very Happy Very Happy
So a boorish, unpleasant individual might be described as a holy, mother-quilting asshole? Hey, works for me! Congrats to all, you quilting lingusits!
And if you want to comment on what goes on EW, you can say "Quilt this Excrement!", I guess.

Gooooood but you need to get the word "holy" in - now I'm not quite sure where it would sound best probably "Quilt this Holy Excrement" and then you've got it!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:32 am

janakimack wrote:
nevermore wrote:
skywriter wrote:
WAMcKinley wrote:
janakimack wrote:
It IS rather pleasing, isn't it?!?!?
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Rolls off the tongue in a pleasant way, yeah. I LIKE it!! Very Happy Very Happy
So a boorish, unpleasant individual might be described as a holy, mother-quilting asshole? Hey, works for me! Congrats to all, you quilting lingusits!
And if you want to comment on what goes on EW, you can say "Quilt this Excrement!", I guess.

Gooooood but you need to get the word "holy" in - now I'm not quite sure where it would sound best probably "Quilt this Holy Excrement" and then you've got it!!!
How about this:
"Holy quilting excrement! What quilting excrement goes on there!"
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:47 am

Ah, thank you. Unaccustomed as I am to public euphemisms, I need to work on my technique. Or to put it more descriptively, "Quilt that holy fecal matter from a bull!" All this quilting will have us in stitches.
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:41 am

skywriter wrote:
Ah, thank you. Unaccustomed as I am to public euphemisms, I need to work on my technique. Or to put it more descriptively, "Quilt that holy fecal matter from a bull!" All this quilting will have us in stitches.
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PostSubject: Re: Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!   Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:11 pm

So, is HM the new acronym? Sure types a lot faster! clown clown
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