New album debuts on 8-track!

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SuBo’s new album to debut on 8-track!

Good news for SuBo’s army of ageing fanatics today, as her record company announces that her new album will be released on 8-track cassette!

“We analysed our target market for the new album and concluded that the fanatics needed a format they could understand and still used,” said a record executive.

The new 8-track release, but no wax disc!

The record company has come under fire from fanatics in previous years for only releasing her material on CD and download.

“What’s a CD? Is that one of those little silver records I’ve been hearing about?” enquired one old dear.

However, some fanatics are still unhappy.

“This all sounds too complicated for me. I still can’t understand why they won’t let me have a wax disc to play on my new gramophoniola. I only bought it in 1932 and still haven’t had much use out of it,” grumbled some old dear.

The 8-track will be available from all high street record stores, if there are any left by then.

This is a spoof, but you knew that of course! Wink

Subject: Re: New album debuts on 8-track! Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:05 pm

I've just checked with Psycho Records and I am allowed to announce the track listing for the 8-Track release:

There's No Business Like Show Business (3:47)
Autumn* (3:23)
Fame/At Seventeen/When I'm 64 (Medley) (2:14)
Get Me Out Of This Feckin' Motorway Station** (3:57)
Bohemian Rhapsody*** (8:06)
Dance: Ten; Looks: Three (T*ts And A*s) (2:59)
American Pie (Part One) (4:03)
American Pie (Part Two) (7:00)
Piano Man (:51)

*Not to be confused with the song "Autumn".
**New original power ballad
***In the style of Eva Cassidy (not mimicking!)

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