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PostSubject: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:56 am

An amazing thing has happened at the humor site of Susan Boyle fandom. A number of members have come down with what psychiatrists have now named the Scot Speak Syndrome. It seems a number of English speaking fans CANNOT speak in their normal language anymore. Scottish has taken over.

"I've tried stopping, nae luck," reported fudgemeister sadly.

"Guid G*d. if I tried ane time I ken that I hae tried a thousand times," reported another.

"I dinnae ken what to do," said another.

The boss at Susahumor, DJG aka Mr. Potatohead, decided he must act. So he brought in Dr. Chielmeister to straighten things out pronto. The Dr. went to work and weeks later things were no better. In fact, they were much, much, worse. An interview was set up with Dr. Chielmeister. Perhaps we can learn why it did not work.





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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:13 am

lol!

Aye, weel at least we hae muir words foor oor vocabubully noo! bagpipes
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:41 am

Of course, it must be only the influence of oor Lassie,.....uh,... I mean SUSAN!! It's happened to the best of 'em, I hear!! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Here,.....and elsewhere. silent silent
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:10 am

Désolé, je ne parle que français. Oui nous faisons. Mais nous ne pouvons pas dire tous ici. Cela causerait cinq chèques seconde.

dinnae what to do.

HELP !!

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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:17 am

Wabbit wrote:
Désolé, je ne parle que français. Oui nous faisons. Mais nous ne pouvons pas dire tous ici. Cela causerait cinq chèques seconde.

dinnae what to do.

HELP !!

Ivegay emay a reakbay! LOLflag LOLflag LOLflag LOLflag LOLflag
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:23 am

fudgemeister wrote:
Wabbit wrote:
Désolé, je ne parle que français. Oui nous faisons. Mais nous ne pouvons pas dire tous ici. Cela causerait cinq chèques seconde.

dinnae what to do.

HELP !!

Ivegay emay a reakbay!


Onde quere en.? Eu non falo Porco-Latina. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:31 am

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fudgemeister wrote:
Wabbit wrote:
Désolé, je ne parle que français. Oui nous faisons. Mais nous ne pouvons pas dire tous ici. Cela causerait cinq chèques seconde.

dinnae what to do.

HELP !!

Ivegay emay a reakbay!


Onde quere en.? Eu non falo Porco-Latina. Smile

Porco-Latina!! laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor laughfloor
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:43 am

fudgemeister wrote:
Wabbit wrote:
fudgemeister wrote:
Wabbit wrote:
Désolé, je ne parle que français. Oui nous faisons. Mais nous ne pouvons pas dire tous ici. Cela causerait cinq chèques seconde.

dinnae what to do.

HELP !!

Ivegay emay a reakbay!


Onde quere en.? Eu non falo Porco-Latina. Smile

Porco-Latina!!

So soreeeeeeeeeeeee. !! I have to go now... five second checks foor oor lassie. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:54 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:34 pm

Speaking it is one thing if that's your native tongue.---But writing "in dialect" seems contrived and affected, IMO.--- Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:26 pm

WAMcKinley wrote:
Speaking it is one thing if that's your native tongue.---But writing "in dialect" seems contrived and affected, IMO.--- Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
Yes....especially if you are a teacher, and not Scottish, even though he has lived there.
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:04 am

I thought a certain forum had rules and regulations about foreign languages and stressing that all members must write intelligibly so that others can understand what is being said? After all, the purpose of a forum, any given forum, is discussion and communication. Someone putting on a pseudo-Scots "accent" and writing in that style, that "dialect," which is probably indecipherable to most members, seems to fall under those rules, does it not?
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:21 am

Clix Pix wrote:
I thought a certain forum had rules and regulations about foreign languages and stressing that all members must write intelligibly so that others can understand what is being said? After all, the purpose of a forum, any given forum, is discussion and communication. Someone putting on a pseudo-Scots "accent" and writing in that style, that "dialect," which is probably indecipherable to most members, seems to fall under those rules, does it not?
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:25 am

fudgemeister wrote:
Clix Pix wrote:
I thought a certain forum had rules and regulations about foreign languages and stressing that all members must write intelligibly so that others can understand what is being said? After all, the purpose of a forum, any given forum, is discussion and communication. Someone putting on a pseudo-Scots "accent" and writing in that style, that "dialect," which is probably indecipherable to most members, seems to fall under those rules, does it not?
Equally applied rules????? There????? laughfloor laughcry laughfloor laughcry laughfloor laughcry laughfloor laughcry laughfloor laughcry laughfloor laughcry laughfloor laughcry laughfloor laughcry laughfloor

They had an inquest once when I called somebody 'babe'. I thought they were gonna send the feds round to drag me out the house! Sorry, 'oot the hoosie'. Rolling Eyes Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:27 am

You see, THAT was your mistake. You should have said Papa babe.
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:32 am

G'day mates! Here on Susahumor youse can speak with any accent ya want! S'long as it's in English we don't give a Rats! We'll work it out.

Stone the flamin' crows, we know Susan's a Scotty gal - of course she speaks in Scotty lingo, wadda ya expect? S'all right wiv us.

Garn the Scots! bagpipes bagpipes bagpipes bagpipes
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:06 am

Emmylou wrote:
G'day mates! Here on Susahumor youse can speak with any accent ya want! S'long as it's in English we don't give a Rats! We'll work it out.

Stone the flamin' crows, we know Susan's a Scotty gal - of course she speaks in Scotty lingo, wadda ya expect? S'all right wiv us.

Garn the Scots! bagpipes bagpipes bagpipes bagpipes
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:13 pm



Suddenly people seem to have remembered their English 101... Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes


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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:49 pm

Hey guys, stop taking the mickey out of them - they want to be serious... ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:59 am

tonnie_rocca wrote:


Suddenly people seem to have remembered their English 101... Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes



I never did English 101. I did Orstraylan.
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:06 am

Shrimp on the barbie and that, right, mate?
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:10 am

Yeah, too right! Youse lot are lucky I can unnerstan youse. I picked up some English over the years but, so I get by Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:05 am

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Yeah, too right! Youse lot are lucky I can unnerstan youse. I picked up some English over the years but, so I get by Razz

Iz dat sew. ???

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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:15 am

Yair - Ah kin even talk Ah-may-rikan!
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:24 am

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Yair - Ah kin even talk Ah-may-rikan!
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Ooooooo, but it's way difficult and requires great skill. Sort of like walking and chewing gum at the same time. Tricky.
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PostSubject: Re: Scottish Emergency At Susahumor!   Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:27 am

Emmylou wrote:
Yair - Ah kin even talk Ah-may-rikan!

U ave to uze zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz instead of sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Smile
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