Banning rumours - load of crap!

Well, it seems like the poop stirrers over at the alleged super-duper bestest SuBo forum on Earth (you know the ones, silly old ladies with red scarves) are alleging that we ban everything that moves over here at SusaHumor. Well, as usual, that's just a load of crap. Truth is, we don't really ban anyone unless members think they've done something really horrible, and all other options have failed us. We remove dead accounts (folks who haven't logged in or posted for months) just to clean the place up a bit, and we do remove accounts where we've discovered a member is up to no good (like trolling, spying, generally trying to stir the poop and such like). We don't have volumes of rules like the other forum, we don't have 'time-outs', 'read onlys', 'go sit in the naughty chair and think about what you've done' and all that nonsense, because we're adults. As usual, the little old ladies with red scarves are trying to stir poop again in a feeble attempt to deflect the crap away from them and on to us. As I have said before, that place is just a toxic pile of festering poop. If any of the old ladies want to know anything about SusaHumor, they should just ask me and not go around trying to cause trouble like the stoopid little girls they are. They should get themselves a life, rather than just 'doing lunch' and living off their wealthy husband's money!

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Well, it seems like the poop stirrers over at the alleged super-duper bestest SuBo forum on Earth (you know the ones, silly old ladies with red scarves) are alleging that we ban everything that moves over here at SusaHumor. Well, as usual, that's just a load of crap. Truth is, we don't really ban anyone unless members think they've done something really horrible, and all other options have failed us. We remove dead accounts (folks who haven't logged in or posted for months) just to clean the place up a bit, and we do remove accounts where we've discovered a member is up to no good (like trolling, spying, generally trying to stir the poop and such like). We don't have volumes of rules like the other forum, we don't have 'time-outs', 'read onlys', 'go sit in the naughty chair and think about what you've done' and all that nonsense, because we're adults. As usual, the little old ladies with red scarves are trying to stir poop again in a feeble attempt to deflect the crap away from them and on to us. As I have said before, that place is just a toxic pile of festering poop. If any of the old ladies want to know anything about SusaHumor, they should just ask me and not go around trying to cause trouble like the stoopid little girls they are. They should get themselves a life, rather than just 'doing lunch' and living off their wealthy husband's money!

LOL!!! Here ya go - for anyone who questions their own self-control and feels the need to place themselves in the occasional time-out zone:

How Tink and Kalua handle a 61 year-old!!

You guys are INCORRIGIBLE...