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PostSubject: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyWed Jun 29, 2011 10:19 am

Interesting! In 2009 Kalua stated he was 37 years old. In 2011 he states he is STILL 37 years old! Hey, Kalua, please tell me where the fountain of youth is?
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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyWed Jun 29, 2011 10:49 am

June 2009
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Hello all Susanites,

My name is Carlos and I live in Santiago de Chile, 37 years old, married ......

June 2011
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Hummm SL I was joking, in my 37 years of life I have never embarrassed a lady, my latin charm plays for me
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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyWed Jun 29, 2011 11:33 am

Wow. I am really bad at math but even I can see something weird going on with this! Didn't Kalua claim to be an economist or something? Wow, he is really good at sliding the math around.......
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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyWed Jun 29, 2011 2:18 pm

Well, we have heard of a dog's year as being 7 actual years. So now we have Kalua year which is at least 2 years. So, that means if Kalua says he is 37 in Kalua years then he is actually 74 years old! I just CANNOT wait to see him in Newcastle in March.
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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyWed Jun 29, 2011 2:19 pm

I wasn't going to get involved as I think it's minutiae, but he did tell me back in 2009 that he's almost the same age as me. Back then I was 36 years old, and he said that he's a bit younger... ok, so maybe he lied, so what? but here's the thing we all know he is a liar and hasn't told the truth since the beginning. Seriously, he sure smells like the troll to me. A troll will say whatever you want to hear to make you feel better.
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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyWed Jun 29, 2011 2:31 pm

Just remember, Jack Benny was 39 for a lot of years!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry laughcry
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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyWed Jun 29, 2011 4:12 pm

Maybe kalua has one of these stashed in his home, aging ungracefully for him.


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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyWed Jun 29, 2011 7:12 pm

fudgemeister wrote:
Well, we have heard of a dog's year as being 7 actual years. So now we have Kalua year which is at least 2 years. So, that means if Kalua says he is 37 in Kalua years then he is actually 74 years old! I just CANNOT wait to see him in Newcastle in March.

You and me both Fudge, you and me both! I will be there with my camera Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyWed Jun 29, 2011 11:33 pm

xeno wrote:
Maybe kalua has one of these stashed in his home, aging ungracefully for him.


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Ha ha ha! Just call him Dorian Gray.

Perhaps he's in a time warp . . . . it's the pelvic thrust that'll really drive 'em insaaaaaaaane . . . .
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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyThu Jun 30, 2011 5:07 pm

LEM, I love your new "trailer". Reminds me of Alan Greenspan.
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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyThu Jun 30, 2011 6:08 pm

GO SYLVESTER!! GO SYLVESTER!!
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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyThu Jun 30, 2011 6:20 pm

Oh, those Latin hunk heartthrobs.
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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyThu Jun 30, 2011 8:46 pm

fudgemeister wrote:
Interesting! In 2009 Kalua stated he was 37 years old. In 2011 he states he is STILL 37 years old! Hey, Kalua, please tell me where the fountain of youth is?

Hey, that's Captain Krapoola to you and don't you forget it matey! Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyThu Oct 20, 2011 1:45 pm

OK, I have figured out the age thing. For kalua to age at the rate he claims, he would have had to have been born on either Jupiter or Mars. What stumped me was that it could not be either one, by itself. So, what must have happened was that he was born on Jupiter, lived there for a short time, and then his parents moved to Mars! Ipso facto the 1= 2 1/2 years. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyThu Oct 20, 2011 2:17 pm

Hey, it happens. Some women in Hollywood have been 29 for years!
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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyThu Oct 20, 2011 11:47 pm

I'm still not positive that "he's" from Chile or is even male - never mind that he's perpetually 37. Does anybody really know? More importantly, to quote the line from the Chicago song, does anybody really care?

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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyFri Oct 21, 2011 4:15 am

skywriter wrote:
Hey, it happens. Some women in Hollywood have been 29 for years!

Their worse than Jack Benny. At least he stayed 39 forever. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyWed Mar 28, 2012 11:00 am


My advice--go to BOTD Jan 21st 3rd Anniversary of Susan's Audition at The Glasgow SECC. Check out post #7. Think long and hard about writing styles--then and now.
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PostSubject: Re: Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth!   Kalua Found Fountain Of Youth! EmptyWed Mar 28, 2012 11:40 am

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My advice--go to BOTD Jan 21st 3rd Anniversary of Susan's Audition at The Glasgow SECC. Check out post #7. Think long and hard about writing styles--then and now.

I don't have to go there. I remember writings since May 2009 and how he wrote then and now. Smile

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