Fudge can you get the guy who installed the fence way back at the start? He talked to Susan and she brought him a cup of tea out. We need to hear every detail of that!
Ooooh and the Irn Bru delivery guy who stopped Susan to give her a free bottle. He must have a story to tell!
Do you think you could get her old GP in Blackburn? Just imagine all the personal private stuff that he will know about Susan and her health and that we as super-super-extra-special-devoted-fans NEED to know
Oh and the priest - Father wotshisname - he can tell us all about Susan's confessions
Folks we must make Fudgie a an extra-extra-super-super-extra-special-devoted-fan for arranging all these M&G's. Can he have his name in purple?? He can put this honour on his CV (resume?) - that's sure to impress!
If you do not mind, I would prefer my name to be in brown----for chocolate fudge!
Shouldn't that be brown for, "Holy Shit! These em-effers are crazy!"
Shame on you, Xeno! You know it is "holy quilt", NOT "holy shit" !
The last quilt did look pretty shitty, so you've got a point there.