Since this is a humor site

Here's something I found today, might get a chuckle or two out of you guys.

294261_253475144688096_100000768377017_617272_1956513870_n by ladydabsinthe, on Flickr

skywriter wrote:

Good one!
An unusual number of child tantrums at work tonight. Usually they're Thomas The Train issues, back in the children's department, but tonight two of them in the cafe, the worst with parent off shopping in the magazines. Spoiled sibling screechings and a thrown frappuccino, not pretty. After which, our new cafe manager, sweet, gay guy, posted a sign. Not new, but appropriate: UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN AN ESPRESSO AND A FREE PUPPY. Our store manager loved it, but after we'd all had a laugh, made him take it down.

If I remember correctly, that was Sassy's avatar for a while?!?!

skywriter wrote:

Good one!
An unusual number of child tantrums at work tonight. Usually they're Thomas The Train issues, back in the children's department, but tonight two of them in the cafe, the worst with parent off shopping in the magazines. Spoiled sibling screechings and a thrown frappuccino, not pretty. After which, our new cafe manager, sweet, gay guy, posted a sign. Not new, but appropriate: UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN AN ESPRESSO AND A FREE PUPPY. Our store manager loved it, but after we'd all had a laugh, made him take it down.

Hehehehehe AS A PARENT I had that as my avatar at EW. I miss that avatar, maybe I will make a new one, or go searching for a better one.

My motto is this: if you can't laugh at yourself then you lack a sense of humor.