Flat Mr. Potatohead Project

Fudgemeister is pleased to announce the Flat Mr. Potatohead project. FMPH can be used for multiple purposes. He can be shipped to any DJGer for ANY purpose they desire. What they do with FMPH in the privacy of their own home is their business ( ). FMPH can also be shipped or brought to SBFII M&Gs. Most likely they would want to use it as a dart board or a gun range target. We will be happy to ship as many FMPHs as they might need. Odds are they will order dozens of them. We will be pleased to ship it to anyone in the general public. It is great for gatherings and parties. Last, but not least, I would ship one to Susan herself. We know she loves gifts, and would most likely love a FMPH!

I am opening a papal (sic) account and asking the boss to set up a donate button. I figure $500 per member should cover it. Have no fear, I have set up an NPO for this--there will be no profit!

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fudgemeister wrote:

I am opening a papal (sic) account and asking the boss to set up a donate button. I figure $500 per member should cover it. Have no fear, I have set up an NPO for this--there will be no profit!

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Or at least none that you'd admit to!

Before I commit to ordering one please confirm that you can and will ship to Santiago, Chile.

And do you gift wrap?

Progress Report: I have been diligently working to make multiple FMPHs (see below}. One problem, I must get a license for FMPH for EVERY continent, since we live all over the place. Unfortunately, this will add to the cost of the FMPH project. I figure that now we will have to collect an additional $1000 from each member. So it is now at $1500 per member. However, you all know that our beloved Mr. Potatohead IS worth it!

I have a wonderful plan in the works. Our Mr. Potatohead, DJG, will escort a flat Mr. Potatohead and a Mr. Potatohead toy to Blackburn. He will present FMPH and MPH toy to Susan Boyle and flat Susan Boyle.

I can't wait and I would like everyone to know I have donated! Thankyou, thankyou. I'm one of those people who is usually private about my charitable activities but y'all are friends after all and knowing members are coughing up donating will likely serve to motivate others, so I disclose purely for the benefit of the forum. If I get to meet the real Mr Potatohead sometime because of my big donation, I certainly won't say no, lol!

One question - does Mr. PH come with instructions for The Monster Mash dance? I think that would be fun and we can do the Mash at get togethers with obligatory purple toenails. Won't the public think that's a blast??!! It will promote MrPH like nothing else!

Emmylou wrote:

I can't wait and I would like everyone to know I have donated! Thankyou, thankyou. I'm one of those people who is usually private about my charitable activities but y'all are friends after all and knowing members are coughing up donating will likely serve to motivate others, so I disclose purely for the benefit of the forum. If I get to meet the real Mr Potatohead sometime because of my big donation, I certainly won't say no, lol!

One question - does Mr. PH come with instructions for The Monster Mash dance? I think that would be fun and we can do the Mash at get togethers with obligatory purple toenails. Won't the public think that's a blast??!! It will promote MrPH like nothing else!

I do not know about the Monster Mash dance, but MPH should be accompanied with this song------

This one would be fun!



Shite, now I can't stop it playing in my head

There is now another problem. Our boss, Mr. DJG Potatohead has informed me of another hitch--"what happens when people take photos of the cut-out and post those photos? Technically, they're just copies of the original photo, so they're back to square one with the licensing issue. In theory, it would be impossible to post any photos or video of the cut-out, without paying another license fee for each photo and video."

Of course, this will apply to other forums as well. The only solution I can think of is to have members donate ANOTHER $1000 to cover the possibility of our posts of FMPH! If we go over that allotment, more donations will be solicited.

BTW, I have now opened a bank account in Switzerland for these donations.

fudgemeister wrote:

BTW, I have now opened a bank account in Switzerland for these donations.

Perhaps we can get our good buddy Krapoola to make the deposits for you? He's only down the road!

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alarm, guest number increasing, you'll see tonight...

FUDGEMEISTER FLEES WITH FILCHED FMPH FUNDS!!! LAST SEEN FLYING TO FIJI!!!!

Fiji police have located and arrested fudgemeister. They claim that they found him performing unnatural acts with a cardboard cut-out!

I am out on bail. This is a frame-up by my enemies. The truth will come out. Just check FMPH. He has been slashed and burned. This is obviously a case of hatred and vengeance. Who hates Mr. Potatohead, THAT is the question. I could think of one guy..............















That's right--Uncle Ben!! He hates potatoes!

Flat MrPH and flat Susan have got it together!

Emmylou---I love the avatar. It will be interesting to see how DJG reacts. If he gets pissed, then my advice is for you to post a picture of yourself. Then, all will be forgiven.

fudgemeister wrote:

Emmylou---I love the avatar. It will be interesting to see how DJG reacts. If he gets pissed, then my advice is for you to post a picture of yourself. Then, all will be forgiven.

Like hell! He could do anything with it

Emmylou wrote:

fudgemeister wrote:

Emmylou---I love the avatar. It will be interesting to see how DJG reacts. If he gets pissed, then my advice is for you to post a picture of yourself. Then, all will be forgiven.

Like hell! He could do anything with it

And he would.

fudgemeister wrote:

Fudgemeister is pleased to announce the Flat Mr. Potatohead project. FMPH can be used for multiple purposes. He can be shipped to any DJGer for ANY purpose they desire. What they do with FMPH in the privacy of their own home is their business ( ). FMPH can also be shipped or brought to SBFII M&Gs. Most likely they would want to use it as a dart board or a gun range target. We will be happy to ship as many FMPHs as they might need. Odds are they will order dozens of them. We will be pleased to ship it to anyone in the general public. It is great for gatherings and parties. Last, but not least, I would ship one to Susan herself. We know she loves gifts, and would most likely love a FMPH!

I am opening a papal (sic) account and asking the boss to set up a donate button. I figure $500 per member should cover it. Have no fear, I have set up an NPO for this--there will be no profit!

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Did you say we can do anything we want to Flat Mr Potatohead?

Jemina wrote:

fudgemeister wrote:

Fudgemeister is pleased to announce the Flat Mr. Potatohead project. FMPH can be used for multiple purposes. He can be shipped to any DJGer for ANY purpose they desire. What they do with FMPH in the privacy of their own home is their business ( ). FMPH can also be shipped or brought to SBFII M&Gs. Most likely they would want to use it as a dart board or a gun range target. We will be happy to ship as many FMPHs as they might need. Odds are they will order dozens of them. We will be pleased to ship it to anyone in the general public. It is great for gatherings and parties. Last, but not least, I would ship one to Susan herself. We know she loves gifts, and would most likely love a FMPH!

I am opening a papal (sic) account and asking the boss to set up a donate button. I figure $500 per member should cover it. Have no fear, I have set up an NPO for this--there will be no profit!

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Did you say we can do anything we want to Flat Mr Potatohead?

No skin off.......Mr. Potatohead's nose.