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PostSubject: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:43 am

The popular Susan Boyle fan forum known as SusaHumor would like to make clear that any rumors about membership Meet-and-Greets are complete bollocks and total crap.

Among other shocking accusations, members of SusaHumor are purported by Horses of a Different Color to be plotting the takeover of the Western Hemisphere, advocating the right for Susan Boyle to run her own life without first vetting her plans with the Red Forum, and engaging in activities directly responsible for the Global Climate Disruption which this winter alone has resulted in cyclones, hurricanes, and the overthrow of the Egyptian government.

One widespread rumor is that SusaHumor Meet-and-Greets are thinly veiled excuses for members to engage in improper conduct in varying states of undress.

"Ridiculous," said Bohemian Spirit, Representative of Nothing in Particular at SusaHumor Inky-Tinky-Par-Lay-Voo. "Anybody who's seen photos of us would realize we're just a bunch of middle-aged and older farts who like to laugh at our own jokes. I mean, our leader looks like a potato! He's a spud, not a stud."

Perhaps the most persistent and pernicious rumor of all concerning the controversial forum is that the members of SusaHumor gather in secret places on the night of every full moon to perform strange and arcane rituals involving the sacrificial offering of My Little Pony dolls.

"Absolutely not true," insisted Ms. Spirit. "Though it's best not to ask about what happens to the Care Bears."

DJG, Potato in Chief of SusaHumor, wished to make clear that while he does indeed keep a chaste and respectful distance from the membership of his forum, he personally sees no conflict between being a spud and being a stud.


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PostSubject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:03 pm

Actually, I've booked and personally paid for Susan to give SusaHumor a private performance in her back garden in Blackburn on her birthday! All red scarves are banned from the event! Cool
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PostSubject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:40 pm

Awesome! I shall order my ticket in the Tacky Gift Shop. sunny
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PostSubject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:50 pm

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Actually, I've booked and personally paid for Susan to give SusaHumor a private performance in her back garden in Blackburn on her birthday! All red scarves are banned from the event! Cool

Oh yeah, that was from the money you collected from us through your PayPal button - right?

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PostSubject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:13 pm

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Actually, I've booked and personally paid for Susan to give SusaHumor a private performance in her back garden in Blackburn on her birthday! All red scarves are banned from the event! Cool

Oh yeah, that was from the money you collected from us through your PayPal button - right?

ROFL ROFL ROFL

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PostSubject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:32 pm

Actually it'll be quite fun cos we can look over Susan's garden wall and see the red-scarved loonies champing at the bit trying to find ways of coming in and there we'll be!!!
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PostSubject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:43 pm

Oh, and don't forget, there'll be the world-famous pianist accompanying Susan on her lovely new piano, too..... Just Susan and a piano: perfection.
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PostSubject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:47 pm

Clix Pix wrote:
Oh, and don't forget, there'll be the world-famous pianist accompanying Susan on her lovely new piano, too..... Just Susan and a piano : perfection.
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PostSubject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:48 pm

...and US! Right!
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PostSubject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:51 am

It's all a matter of the right contacts, the right moneys and... the right sense of humour. LOLflag LOLflag
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PostSubject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:56 am

tonnie_rocca wrote:
It's all a matter of the right contacts, the right moneys and... the right sense of humour. LOLflag LOLflag

We sure know how to squander our money... Rolling Eyes

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PostSubject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:17 pm

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Actually, I've booked and personally paid for Susan to give SusaHumor a private performance in her back garden in Blackburn on her birthday! All red scarves are banned from the event! Cool

Also, I've heard that Susan has booked you for a private audience following the concert... Twisted2

Though I suppose that's just another idle rumor, based on the fact that she does favor DJG. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:46 pm

We are the reason that Susan wears purple! It's funny that no one has figured that out yet.
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PostSubject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:39 am

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We are the reason that Susan wears purple! It's funny that no one has figured that out yet.

I have! I've known it all along!!! cheering cheering cheering
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PostSubject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:22 pm

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TxTammy wrote:
We are the reason that Susan wears purple! It's funny that no one has figured that out yet.

I have! I've known it all along!!! cheering cheering cheering
You two, must be insiders!!! ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:30 pm

janakimack wrote:
BohemianSpirit wrote:
TxTammy wrote:
We are the reason that Susan wears purple! It's funny that no one has figured that out yet.

I have! I've known it all along!!! cheering cheering cheering
You two, must be insiders!!! ROFL

Naaaaaahhhhh. Some things are just obvious. Cool

I'm thinking we should take up a collection and send Susan a nice purple I LOVE SUSAHUMOR!!! T-shirt.
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PostSubject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:31 pm

Top o' the page again. Very Happy

(Note to our Guests: This happens to me a lot on this forum. I'm sure it means something, but we still haven't discovered what.)
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PostSubject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors   Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:51 pm

BohemianSpirit wrote:
Top o' the page again. Very Happy

(Note to our Guests: This happens to me a lot on this forum. I'm sure it means something, but we still haven't discovered what.)

It must mean that you're an "insider"!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL
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