| SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors | |
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+3janakimack Lovin' Every Minute Admin 7 posters |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:43 am | |
| The popular Susan Boyle fan forum known as SusaHumor would like to make clear that any rumors about membership Meet-and-Greets are complete bollocks and total crap.
Among other shocking accusations, members of SusaHumor are purported by Horses of a Different Color to be plotting the takeover of the Western Hemisphere, advocating the right for Susan Boyle to run her own life without first vetting her plans with the Red Forum, and engaging in activities directly responsible for the Global Climate Disruption which this winter alone has resulted in cyclones, hurricanes, and the overthrow of the Egyptian government.
One widespread rumor is that SusaHumor Meet-and-Greets are thinly veiled excuses for members to engage in improper conduct in varying states of undress.
"Ridiculous," said Bohemian Spirit, Representative of Nothing in Particular at SusaHumor Inky-Tinky-Par-Lay-Voo. "Anybody who's seen photos of us would realize we're just a bunch of middle-aged and older farts who like to laugh at our own jokes. I mean, our leader looks like a potato! He's a spud, not a stud."
Perhaps the most persistent and pernicious rumor of all concerning the controversial forum is that the members of SusaHumor gather in secret places on the night of every full moon to perform strange and arcane rituals involving the sacrificial offering of My Little Pony dolls.
"Absolutely not true," insisted Ms. Spirit. "Though it's best not to ask about what happens to the Care Bears."
DJG, Potato in Chief of SusaHumor, wished to make clear that while he does indeed keep a chaste and respectful distance from the membership of his forum, he personally sees no conflict between being a spud and being a stud.
Disclaimer: This is a spoof. This is only a spoof. If this were actual news, you would not be reading it here. |
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Admin Admin
Posts : 16272 Points : 19536 Join date : 2009-09-19
| Subject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:03 pm | |
| Actually, I've booked and personally paid for Susan to give SusaHumor a private performance in her back garden in Blackburn on her birthday! All red scarves are banned from the event! |
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Lovin' Every Minute
Posts : 5255 Points : 5473 Join date : 2009-09-22 Location : Connecticut, USA
| Subject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:40 pm | |
| Awesome! I shall order my ticket in the Tacky Gift Shop. |
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janakimack
Posts : 10861 Points : 11460 Join date : 2009-10-09
| Subject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:50 pm | |
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Admin Admin
Posts : 16272 Points : 19536 Join date : 2009-09-19
| Subject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:13 pm | |
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janakimack
Posts : 10861 Points : 11460 Join date : 2009-10-09
| Subject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:32 pm | |
| Actually it'll be quite fun cos we can look over Susan's garden wall and see the red-scarved loonies champing at the bit trying to find ways of coming in and there we'll be!!! |
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Clix Pix
Posts : 48053 Points : 49392 Join date : 2009-09-25 Location : ɐsn `ɐʌ ɟo ɥʇlɐǝʍuoɯɯoɔ
| Subject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:43 pm | |
| Oh, and don't forget, there'll be the world-famous pianist accompanying Susan on her lovely new piano, too..... Just Susan and a piano: perfection. |
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janakimack
Posts : 10861 Points : 11460 Join date : 2009-10-09
| Subject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:47 pm | |
| - Clix Pix wrote:
- Oh, and don't forget, there'll be the world-famous pianist accompanying Susan on her lovely new piano, too..... Just Susan and a piano : perfection.
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Clix Pix
Posts : 48053 Points : 49392 Join date : 2009-09-25 Location : ɐsn `ɐʌ ɟo ɥʇlɐǝʍuoɯɯoɔ
| Subject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:48 pm | |
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tonnie_rocca
Posts : 8986 Points : 10042 Join date : 2009-09-20 Location : Rome, Italy
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whisper
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| Subject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:56 am | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:17 pm | |
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TxTammy
Posts : 9788 Points : 10523 Join date : 2009-10-27
| Subject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:46 pm | |
| We are the reason that Susan wears purple! It's funny that no one has figured that out yet. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:39 am | |
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janakimack
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| Subject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:22 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:30 pm | |
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janakimack
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| Subject: Re: SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:51 pm | |
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