Auction: Chewing gum possibly chewed by Susan!

I will pay $500 for it if you get a cast made of the teeth marks and get a certificate of authenticity from Susan's dentist!

fudgemeister wrote:

I will pay $500 for it if you get a cast made of the teeth marks and get a certificate of authenticity from Susan's dentist!

You'll be wanting proof that Joe Bloggs exists next! Crikey, what do you want for your $500!

Admin wrote:

fudgemeister wrote:

I will pay $500 for it if you get a cast made of the teeth marks and get a certificate of authenticity from Susan's dentist!

You'll be wanting proof that Joe Bloggs exists next! Crikey, what do you want for your $500!

I think that is fair. After all, I do NOT want Joe Blogg's gum!

I heard they're auctioning off Joe Blogg's mother's brother's wife's cousin's dentist's autograph because he looked at the gum and said, "Yes indeed. In my professional opinion, this could possibly have been chewed by Susan."

skywriter wrote:

Admin wrote:

Are you sure about that, Boss? I heard when Joe Bloggs asked, Susan said, "Yeah, bite me!"

That's not the way I heard it. I heard she said, "Bite me and then feck off".

nevermore wrote:

skywriter wrote:

Admin wrote:

Are you sure about that, Boss? I heard when Joe Bloggs asked, Susan said, "Yeah, bite me!"

That's not the way I heard it. I heard she said, "Bite me and then feck off".

In loonyland Susan does not say "feck off". She says "quilt off"!

fudgemeister wrote:

nevermore wrote:

skywriter wrote:

Admin wrote:

Are you sure about that, Boss? I heard when Joe Bloggs asked, Susan said, "Yeah, bite me!"

That's not the way I heard it. I heard she said, "Bite me and then feck off".

In loonyland Susan does not say "feck off". She says "quilt off"!

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Yeah,---watch your mouth!!! You'll have people thinking that Susan actually KNOWS words like that!! And we don't sanction that kind of language here in Susaville!! We'll all say a prayer for you now.-------

Then I guess a nasty motherquilter would be a not very nice person? Is that how EWspeak works?

nevermore wrote:

Then I guess a nasty motherquilter would be a not very nice person? Is that how EWspeak works?

Exactly!

nevermore wrote:

Then I guess a nasty motherquilter would be a not very nice person? Is that how EWspeak works?

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I suppose one of the EW faithful would be assigned to PM the miscreant and advise them of their misdeed, suggesting how they might improve and how they should behave in the future. For their own good, of course. What would EW be without these helpful do-gooders??

SBFII Rule #38,956,311,870,093,267,666:
Any dirty word said by Susan, must be substituted with the word "quilt", no matter what the dirty word is!

fudgemeister wrote:

SBFII Rule #38,956,311,870,093,267,666:
Any dirty word said by Susan, must be substituted with the word "quilt", no matter what the dirty word is!

But I think just for safety's sake it should have the word "holy" preceding it, too!!!

janakimack wrote:

fudgemeister wrote:

SBFII Rule #38,956,311,870,093,267,666:
Any dirty word said by Susan, must be substituted with the word "quilt", no matter what the dirty word is!

But I think just for safety's sake it should have the word "holy" preceding it, too!!!

Agreed---so it would be "holy motherquilter"!

janakimack wrote:

fudgemeister wrote:

SBFII Rule #38,956,311,870,093,267,666:
Any dirty word said by Susan, must be substituted with the word "quilt", no matter what the dirty word is!

But I think just for safety's sake it should have the word "holy" preceding it, too!!!

Holy Motherquilter?

fudgemeister wrote:

janakimack wrote:

fudgemeister wrote:

SBFII Rule #38,956,311,870,093,267,666:
Any dirty word said by Susan, must be substituted with the word "quilt", no matter what the dirty word is!

But I think just for safety's sake it should have the word "holy" preceding it, too!!!

Agreed---so it would be "holy motherquilter"!

Now don't you think that sounds more like it!!! Thanks Fudge!!!

janakimack wrote:

fudgemeister wrote:

janakimack wrote:

fudgemeister wrote:

SBFII Rule #38,956,311,870,093,267,666:
Any dirty word said by Susan, must be substituted with the word "quilt", no matter what the dirty word is!

But I think just for safety's sake it should have the word "holy" preceding it, too!!!

Agreed---so it would be "holy motherquilter"!

Now don't you think that sounds more like it!!! Thanks Fudge!!!

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I think I just discovered my newest favorite expletive!!! Thanks, guys!!------

HOLY MOTHERQUILTER!!!!!!

It IS rather pleasing, isn't it?!?!?

janakimack wrote:

It IS rather pleasing, isn't it?!?!?

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Rolls off the tongue in a pleasant way, yeah. I LIKE it!!

skywriter wrote:

WAMcKinley wrote:

janakimack wrote:

It IS rather pleasing, isn't it?!?!?

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Rolls off the tongue in a pleasant way, yeah. I LIKE it!!

So a boorish, unpleasant individual might be described as a holy, mother-quilting asshole? Hey, works for me! Congrats to all, you quilting lingusits!

And if you want to comment on what goes on EW, you can say "Quilt this Excrement!", I guess.

nevermore wrote:

skywriter wrote:

WAMcKinley wrote:

janakimack wrote:

It IS rather pleasing, isn't it?!?!?

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Rolls off the tongue in a pleasant way, yeah. I LIKE it!!

So a boorish, unpleasant individual might be described as a holy, mother-quilting asshole? Hey, works for me! Congrats to all, you quilting lingusits!

And if you want to comment on what goes on EW, you can say "Quilt this Excrement!", I guess.

Gooooood but you need to get the word "holy" in - now I'm not quite sure where it would sound best probably "Quilt this Holy Excrement" and then you've got it!!!

janakimack wrote:

nevermore wrote:

skywriter wrote:

WAMcKinley wrote:

janakimack wrote:

It IS rather pleasing, isn't it?!?!?

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Rolls off the tongue in a pleasant way, yeah. I LIKE it!!

So a boorish, unpleasant individual might be described as a holy, mother-quilting asshole? Hey, works for me! Congrats to all, you quilting lingusits!

And if you want to comment on what goes on EW, you can say "Quilt this Excrement!", I guess.

Gooooood but you need to get the word "holy" in - now I'm not quite sure where it would sound best probably "Quilt this Holy Excrement" and then you've got it!!!

How about this:
"Holy quilting excrement! What quilting excrement goes on there!"

skywriter wrote:

Ah, thank you. Unaccustomed as I am to public euphemisms, I need to work on my technique. Or to put it more descriptively, "Quilt that holy fecal matter from a bull!" All this quilting will have us in stitches.

Sky: ... as accustomed as you are...

So, is HM the new acronym? Sure types a lot faster!