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 | | Subject: SuBo fanatics to sell souls to see Susan! Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:56 pm | |
| SuBo fanatics to sell souls to see Susan!
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies are to appear on unpopular game show “Make A Deal With The Devil!” in an attempt to win tickets to see SuBo perform on a popular dance show.
“We’ll do anything for those tickets. We’ll even sell our souls to the devil if that’s what it takes!” boasted a fanatic.
“We’re desperate for contestants. Hell, we’ll even take a load of old dears in red scarves if that’s what it takes! We might have a problem keeping them awake for 6 hours while we tape the show, or even alive for 6 hours, so we have our studio ‘loony wrangler’ on standby with a cattle prod!” confirmed a studio employee.
Contestants have to wear a costume to take part in the show.
“We’re going dressed in just a red scarf, and nothing else! That’s sure to get us seen! Everything will just hang down au naturel!” said the loonies.
“Oh crap, better switch to super-mega-widescreen format then!” said a cameraman.
Contestants chosen from the audience will be expected to trade their souls for hidden prizes. Top prize is a ticket to see SuBo perform live at the taping of a popular dance show. Contestants may, however, end up going home with a ‘Bonkers’ prize, which this week will be 2000 purple scarves and 500 copies of DJG-Scotland’s autobiography.
This is a semi-spoof. We all know they wouldn't stay awake for 2 hours, let alone 6!  |
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