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PostSubject: SuBo fanatics lose it all in Vegas!   Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:35 am

SuBo fanatics lose it all in Vegas!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies are today waking up to the shocking realisation that they’re poor after hitting the tables in Las Vegas.

The fanatics had descended on Las Vegas for a Donny Osmond concert featuring their idol, Susan Boyle.

After the performance, the fanatics decided to try their luck in the casino. However, Lady Luck most certainly wasn’t shining down on them.

“What just happened? Where’s all my money?” mumbled a formerly wealthy fanatic repeatedly.

Things got out-of-hand when the fanatics moved on to the roulette table and decided to bet everything on red, their favourite colour. Sadly for them, the wheel spun black and they lost everything.

“It’s just not fair. Red is our lucky SusaColor. That roulette table has been disrespectful of Susan and should be banned,” cried another old dear.

The fanatics, who arrived by private jet, have had to pawn what’s left of their belongings to afford a bus ticket home. They were last night seen at a $2.99 all-you-can-eat buffet, having dined at a 10-star restaurant the previous evening.

In addition to losing an undisclosed cash sum, the fanatics were also reported to have collectively lost 36 houses, 73 Rolls-Royces, 12 private jets, and a large haul of gold and diamonds.

“What am I going to do without my butler now? I don’t know how to do things for myself. I can’t handle the shame. I’d go see my shrink, but I can’t afford him anymore,” sobbed yet another old dear (well, they all look alike anyway!).

“They could always come to us for a loan!” cackled some guy with an eye patch.
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