SusaHumor Representative Denies Meet-and-Greet Rumors

The popular Susan Boyle fan forum known as SusaHumor would like to make clear that any rumors about membership Meet-and-Greets are complete bollocks and total crap.

Among other shocking accusations, members of SusaHumor are purported by Horses of a Different Color to be plotting the takeover of the Western Hemisphere, advocating the right for Susan Boyle to run her own life without first vetting her plans with the Red Forum, and engaging in activities directly responsible for the Global Climate Disruption which this winter alone has resulted in cyclones, hurricanes, and the overthrow of the Egyptian government.

One widespread rumor is that SusaHumor Meet-and-Greets are thinly veiled excuses for members to engage in improper conduct in varying states of undress.

"Ridiculous," said Bohemian Spirit, Representative of Nothing in Particular at SusaHumor Inky-Tinky-Par-Lay-Voo. "Anybody who's seen photos of us would realize we're just a bunch of middle-aged and older farts who like to laugh at our own jokes. I mean, our leader looks like a potato! He's a spud, not a stud."

Perhaps the most persistent and pernicious rumor of all concerning the controversial forum is that the members of SusaHumor gather in secret places on the night of every full moon to perform strange and arcane rituals involving the sacrificial offering of My Little Pony dolls.

"Absolutely not true," insisted Ms. Spirit. "Though it's best not to ask about what happens to the Care Bears."

DJG, Potato in Chief of SusaHumor, wished to make clear that while he does indeed keep a chaste and respectful distance from the membership of his forum, he personally sees no conflict between being a spud and being a stud.





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Actually, I've booked and personally paid for Susan to give SusaHumor a private performance in her back garden in Blackburn on her birthday! All red scarves are banned from the event!

Awesome! I shall order my ticket in the Tacky Gift Shop.

Admin wrote:

Actually, I've booked and personally paid for Susan to give SusaHumor a private performance in her back garden in Blackburn on her birthday! All red scarves are banned from the event!

Oh yeah, that was from the money you collected from us through your PayPal button - right?

janakimack wrote:

Admin wrote:

Actually, I've booked and personally paid for Susan to give SusaHumor a private performance in her back garden in Blackburn on her birthday! All red scarves are banned from the event!

Oh yeah, that was from the money you collected from us through your PayPal button - right?

Actually it'll be quite fun cos we can look over Susan's garden wall and see the red-scarved loonies champing at the bit trying to find ways of coming in and there we'll be!!!

Oh, and don't forget, there'll be the world-famous pianist accompanying Susan on her lovely new piano, too..... Just Susan and a piano: perfection.

...and US! Right!

It's all a matter of the right contacts, the right moneys and... the right sense of humour.

tonnie_rocca wrote:

It's all a matter of the right contacts, the right moneys and... the right sense of humour.

We sure know how to squander our money...

We are the reason that Susan wears purple! It's funny that no one has figured that out yet.

BohemianSpirit wrote:

TxTammy wrote:

We are the reason that Susan wears purple! It's funny that no one has figured that out yet.

I have! I've known it all along!!!

You two, must be insiders!!!

BohemianSpirit wrote:

Top o' the page again.

(Note to our Guests: This happens to me a lot on this forum. I'm sure it means something, but we still haven't discovered what.)

It must mean that you're an "insider"!!!