What are the odds that both of the administrators of susan-boyle.com claim they are being hunted by assassins? Both Pickled Tink and Kalua say that they live in mortal fear that their locations will be discovered by their enemies and they will be killed. I kid you not.
Kalua claims that the ghost of Pinochet has had him on a hit list of political targets since the day he was born. He has told some people that if his face is ever seen in public, he will be instantly terminated. That's probably why he thought it was safe to email his photo around to all and sundry. Pinochet's dead so he obviously can't use the Internets.
Pickled Tink apparently works for MI6 and has roving gangs of assassins after her. Naturally she cannot be seen in public lest she be hunted down. One supposes that is why she spends so much time hanging around an international superstar, having her photo taken and appearing in videos. What better way to keep you mug out of sight than to schmooze with one of the most famous women on the planet? (..)
With these two dangerous characters running her largest fan site, is Miss Boyle safe? What if the ninjas find Pickle on one of the many well-publicized occasions when she's at Susan's house? Could Pinochet's ghostly legions target Susan to flush Kalua out of Switzerland – er, hiding? Might “Our Susan” be caught in the crossfire? Maybe the administrators from susan-boyle.com ought to stay away from Susan or at least give the Scottish Songbird a flak jacket when they're near her.
If sweet, wonderful Susan Boyle's fan club is run by such scary characters, the peeps who run Lady Gaga's fan club must be positively horrific.
Seriously, you can't make this shit up.
Lovin' Every Minute
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Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:25 pm
What are the odds that both of the administrators of susan-boyle.com claim they are being hunted by assassins? Both Pickled Tink and Kalua say that they live in mortal fear that their locations will be discovered by their enemies and they will be killed. I kid you not.
Kalua claims that the ghost of Pinochet has had him on a hit list of political targets since the day he was born. He has told some people that if his face is ever seen in public, he will be instantly terminated. That's probably why he thought it was safe to email his photo around to all and sundry. Pinochet's dead so he obviously can't use the Internets.
Pickled Tink apparently works for MI6 and has roving gangs of assassins after her. Naturally she cannot be seen in public lest she be hunted down. One supposes that is why she spends so much time hanging around an international superstar, having her photo taken and appearing in videos. What better way to keep you mug out of sight than to schmooze with one of the most famous women on the planet? (..)
With these two dangerous characters running her largest fan site, is Miss Boyle safe? What if the ninjas find Pickle on one of the many well-publicized occasions when she's at Susan's house? Could Pinochet's ghostly legions target Susan to flush Kalua out of Switzerland – er, hiding? Might “Our Susan” be caught in the crossfire? Maybe the administrators from susan-boyle.com ought to stay away from Susan or at least give the Scottish Songbird a flak jacket when they're near her.
If sweet, wonderful Susan Boyle's fan club is run by such scary characters, the peeps who run Lady Gaga's fan club must be positively horrific.
Seriously, you can't make this shit up.
I hear there's a special wing in the Priory for the terminally delusional.
You've now left us hanging precariously on the edge of a cliff. Will you be providing the answers to those burning questions posed above? I eagerly await the next installment . . .
Wabbit
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Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:19 pm
WOW !!! Sorta creepy ain't it. ?? Sounds like this belongs in the.....
Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:22 pm
Maybe they need to rename SBFII "The Twilight Zone."
BettyBoop
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Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:26 pm
Clix Pix wrote:
Maybe they need to rename SBFII "The Twilight Zone."
Maybe WE should rename them- TZ
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Wabbit
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Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:38 pm
Removed. Double posting. Error
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skywriter
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Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:03 pm
Okay, so Tink and Kalua can't reveal their identities for fear of assassins sent from the Land of Mordor--but we know they're crazy. What is Suboleaks' excuse? After my initial wow-the-smoking-gun reaction, I got more and more uncomfortable as I thought about it. LChris' post on her blog nailed it down for me. I just don't like anonymous sources. I'm not forgetting Deep Throat, etc., but this is hardly about the US president or national security. This is fansite flame wars, and the enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend. Just a thought.
BettyBoop
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Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:14 pm
skywriter wrote:
Okay, so Tink and Kalua can't reveal their identities for fear of assassins sent from the Land of Mordor--but we know they're crazy. What is Suboleaks' excuse? After my initial wow-the-smoking-gun reaction, I got more and more uncomfortable as I thought about it. LChris' post on her blog nailed it down for me. I just don't like anonymous sources. I'm not forgetting Deep Throat, etc., but this is hardly about the US president or national security. This is fansite flame wars, and the enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend. Just a thought.
Well said, skywriter. I had not thought about the anonymous bit, but you are so right.
Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:18 pm
Apparently he or she felt that they wanted to protect themselves against possible retaliation. Maybe he or she was afraid that Tink or Kalua would send goons out......
Wabbit
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Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:21 pm
mdillow31 wrote:
THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER.. ??
skywriter
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Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:26 pm
Clix Pix wrote:
Apparently he or she felt that they wanted to protect themselves against possible retaliation. Maybe he or she was afraid that Tink or Kalua would send goons out......
I doubt they have their shit together enough to afford goons. They can't even pay their Hostgator bill. In fact, their incompetence is stunning.
A little rule in politics: When your opponent is self-destructing, it's best to get out of the way.
BettyBoop
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Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:31 pm
Can we believe that the picture posted of someone called Carlos, is actually their Carlos? I sincerely doubt it myself, but what do I know?
Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:33 pm
I doubt VERY much that the cute, sexy-looking young guy in that photo is Carlos. SBFII's Carlos/Kalua is probably fat and jowly with bad skin and a balding pate.
Lovin' Every Minute
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Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:31 pm
sucanfun wrote:
Can we believe that the picture posted of someone called Carlos, is actually their Carlos? I sincerely doubt it myself, but what do I know?
I'm not 100% positive that Carlos ain't in fact Carla -
Back to Lou Reed:
BettyBoop
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Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:38 pm
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Wabbit
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Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:25 am
Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:34 pm
From reading the "conversations" of the staff that have come to light and their obvious disdain for the members I would be one to believe one of the admin is Suboleaks. It would not surprise me that those sycophants are playing games with the peons.
Now if you read the comments I believe the answer is there as to who the writer of the blog is. I do agree not using your name in a blog is cowardly, like those who spy on other sites. If you have something to say, say it and say it yourself without using lapdogs.
Wabbit
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Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:57 pm
bajaraquel wrote:
From reading the "conversations" of the staff that have come to light and their obvious disdain for the members I would be one to believe one of the admin is Suboleaks. It would not surprise me that those sycophants are playing games with the peons.
Now if you read the comments I believe the answer is there as to who the writer of the blog is. I do agree not using your name in a blog is cowardly, like those who spy on other sites. If you have something to say, say it and say it yourself without using lapdogs.
I remember that avatar very well and who used it but anyone could use it so I am not sure if it the same person or not.
skywriter
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Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:19 pm
I thought this looked familiar. The V for Vendetta logo. I too remember who used it. So is "Suboleaks" copycatting? or hinting? or taunting us with a dead giveaway? What puzzles me, the blog is very well written. I've not noticed EW's admins or their minions being so succinct. The logo's former user had pretensions to literary style, but not the discipline to pull it off. So this is an articulate coward, but still a coward.
Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:24 pm
I thought we had agreed that there was not going to be any public speculation about the identity of this new blogger?
fudgemeister
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Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:27 pm
Clix Pix wrote:
I thought we had agreed that there was not going to be any public speculation about the identity of this new blogger?
WE DID?????
fudgemeister
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Subject: Re: Suboleaks: What are the odds? Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:29 pm
mdillow31 wrote:
bajaraquel wrote:
From reading the "conversations" of the staff that have come to light and their obvious disdain for the members I would be one to believe one of the admin is Suboleaks. It would not surprise me that those sycophants are playing games with the peons.
Now if you read the comments I believe the answer is there as to who the writer of the blog is. I do agree not using your name in a blog is cowardly, like those who spy on other sites. If you have something to say, say it and say it yourself without using lapdogs.
I remember that avatar very well and who used it but anyone could use it so I am not sure if it the same person or not.
-I USED the V avatar too! However, Idid NOT write the anonymous blog. In case no one has noticed; I do NOT go anonymous!
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