Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:09 pm
I have voted just once as I already have RSI after years of programming in the days before workstation assessments! It was a very hard decision and I'm keeping it a secret! DJG, you must be bwave if you don't win - remember it's the taking part that counts!
fudgemeister
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:09 pm
CALLING DANILEO AND JUDYOKLA---WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:10 pm
Zaney wrote:
I have voted just once as I already have RSI after years of programming in the days before workstation assessments! It was a very hard decision and I'm keeping it a secret! DJG, you must be bwave if you don't win - remember it's the taking part that counts!
But nobody loves me!
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:16 pm
fudgemeister
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:32 pm
Admin wrote:
This woman has now been BANNED at SBFII!
pancake
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:36 pm
The stress level is just toooo high. I am running screaming from the forum. AIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Let me know who wins!
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:52 pm
Boss...I don't like this Poll...How come we can only vote once and at other sites they can vote all day. It just isn't fair. How do you expect to win if we can only vote once.
Wabbit
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:03 am
DJG is 3 votes ahead of Kermit. This is really a horserace right down to the wire.
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:16 am
feistyfilly wrote:
Boss...I don't like this Poll...How come we can only vote once and at other sites they can vote all day. It just isn't fair. How do you expect to win if we can only vote once.
Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:29 am
Krapula should be able to show you how to rig a poll, enable multiple voting, chain a platoon of village idiots to their mouse, and not let them pee until the desired candidate (Kermit), being the only amphibian among the top vote-getters, leaps ahead.
WAMcKinley
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:34 am
Kermit, BAH!!! Why, he's not even a Christian!! You're all just a bunch of heathen!! I KNEW it!!!
skywriter
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:05 am
I deleted my cookies and voted again--but then I couldn't do it a third time. WTF? Why aren't my numerous votes being counted? Why doesn't bribery work anymore? Why isn't this election properly rigged?
WAMcKinley
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:09 am
DJG just isn't shifty and conniving enough!! I demand a shifty administrator!! Some OTHER forums have them,----why can't WE??!!
fudgemeister
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:26 am
skywriter wrote:
I deleted my cookies and voted again--but then I couldn't do it a third time. WTF? Why aren't my numerous votes being counted? Why doesn't bribery work anymore? Why isn't this election properly rigged?
I am starting to believe that it is NOT one potato, one vote. Hey boss, did you ever enroll in the Charlie Krapoola School of Vote Counting?
skywriter
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:48 am
Fudgie, I think it's one dollar, one vote, but that was before inflation. Back in the thirties, a headline from a mountain newspaper was, "Polls close in Kentucky, 11 dead." It used to be that voting right would get a new load of gravel on your road. When I lived there, payment was getting the road paved.
fudgemeister
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:11 am
skywriter wrote:
Fudgie, I think it's one dollar, one vote, but that was before inflation. Back in the thirties, a headline from a mountain newspaper was, "Polls close in Kentucky, 11 dead." It used to be that voting right would get a new load of gravel on your road. When I lived there, payment was getting the road paved.
I think the boss deals in potatoes. For a guy who is supposedly hated and despised, he sure is getting a lot of votes on the guest forum. Have votes been bought with inventory from the crappy tacky gift shop? CALLING Annie Vender--YOU MUST RUN THE DJG MALL!!
dyebat
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:20 am
One potato, two potato, three potato, four. Five potato, six potato, seven potato more!
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:38 am
Oh well, it looks like the loonies are still too busy voting against a nun in a closed poll!
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:57 pm
Admin wrote:
I think I need a prayer to win this one!
Papa Devil, there are many in this forum who haven't voted for me in this poll. Although we know that DJG-Scotland's name won't make it to the top, we know from the last poll we never had that he got endless death threats. Devilbabes, I don't pray that I slip down from the 10th place I currently hold until the last voting day, which is never. I don't pray that the hard work of many loonies in this forum will pay off, and that they will be robbed of the fruit of their labour. I don't pray that it will be made known to the world that DJG-Scotland is the only certified loony whose name appears in the top 5 names of the poll results.
I know I can take this request to Your pit of fire and torture for you couldn't give a bollocks over little details of our lives. May this failure have bugger all influence on anything. Thanks babe!
Sorry, Boss, I voted Green, for Kermie. I was in love with him long before I'd ever heard of you. Alas, it seems I am not, after all, in league with the Devil. Great prayer, though. You should start writing your own Book of Uncommon Prayer.
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:58 pm
Admin wrote:
Why does this woman have a Cheeto on her finger??
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:59 pm
BohemianSpirit wrote:
Admin wrote:
Why does this woman have a Cheeto on her finger??
She's suffering from "voter's finger"! Keep up babe!
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:59 pm
skywriter wrote:
I deleted my cookies and voted again--but then I couldn't do it a third time. WTF? Why aren't my numerous votes being counted? Why doesn't bribery work anymore? Why isn't this election properly rigged?
Try going to the library. And to a coffeehouse. And to another coffeehouse. And maybe a local hotel. And ask a friend with an office job to vote from work. And....
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:00 pm
Admin wrote:
BohemianSpirit wrote:
Admin wrote:
Why does this woman have a Cheeto on her finger??
She's suffering from "voter's finger"! Keep up babe!
Well, if my finger's gonna turn into a Cheeto, I'm not voting any more!!!
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:14 pm
P.S. "Babe" - On the subject of "keeping up," some of us have jobs, you know. We don't all have time to do nothing but sit at the computer voting on polls and reading the latest idiocies in this fandom! Terrible, isn't it.
P.P.S. - BTW, I already read the story about voter's finger, and it didn't say jack shit about fingers turning into Cheetos. Must be a late-breaking development.
P.P.P.S. - Speaking of work, I guess I'd better get ready to go do just that. I'm scheduled, so I guess they're expecting me to show up.
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:16 pm
BohemianSpirit wrote:
P.S. "Babe" - On the subject of "keeping up," some of us have jobs, you know. We don't all have time to do nothing but sit at the computer voting on polls and reading the latest idiocies in this fandom! Terrible, isn't it.
P.P.S. - BTW, I already read the story about voter's finger, and it didn't say jack shit about fingers turning into Cheetos. Must be a late-breaking development.
P.P.P.S. - Speaking of work, I guess I'd better get ready to go do just that. I'm scheduled, so I guess they're expecting me to show up.
I was waiting for you to post something like this!
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:19 pm
Admin wrote:
BohemianSpirit wrote:
P.S. "Babe" - On the subject of "keeping up," some of us have jobs, you know. We don't all have time to do nothing but sit at the computer voting on polls and reading the latest idiocies in this fandom! Terrible, isn't it.
P.P.S. - BTW, I already read the story about voter's finger, and it didn't say jack shit about fingers turning into Cheetos. Must be a late-breaking development.
P.P.P.S. - Speaking of work, I guess I'd better get ready to go do just that. I'm scheduled, so I guess they're expecting me to show up.
I was waiting for you to post something like this!
Why use five words when five hundred will do?
fudgemeister
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:20 pm
There are 1061 views, but ONLY 50 votes?!?! Time for an investigation by the Federal Election Commission! Red scarved loonies are up in arms!!
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:29 pm
I LOVE MATZOH BABY!!!!!
I WANT TO CAST A WRITE-IN VOTE FOR MATZOH BABY!!!
LMiller4Susan
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:04 am
I had flu virus and he wasn't that good . Don't vote for flu.
WAMcKinley
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:10 am
LMiller4Susan wrote:
I had the flu virus and he wasn't that good . Don't vote for flu.
Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:03 am
I really wanted to help out DJG...had my laptop in the car and was all set to drive around looking for hotspots so I could keep voting and then it hit me........gas is 4 bucks a gallon I had to make a choice....sorry boss
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:16 am
Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:48 am
I had to follow BOH's line of thought. I voted Kermit, he's been around much longer. Think Fudge is on to something, it should have been Mr. Potato Head because he's been around a long time. All that said, I'm taking lessons from BOH, while I adore Susan, DJG, not so much the flu virus it is still Kermit who has been in my heart the longest. Bet Susan would vote for Kermit too.
Maybe Susan could duet with Kermit
My favorite:
WAMcKinley
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Subject: Re: GUEST POLL: Who do you love more?! Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:26 pm
[quote="bajaraquel"] Bet Susan would vote for Kermit too.
Maybe Susan could duet with Kermit ___________________________________________________________________
Can't you just hear the giggling that would accompany that performance??! That would be one for the books!!