SusaHumor Raffle!

Admin Posts : 16277 Points : 19545 Join date : 2009-09-19

Yes, it's raffle time here at SusaHumor with no end of crappy 'prizes' up for grabs!

Entering is easy.

You need to have posted no fewer than 8 million 'tribute videos' in the past 3 days, or 12 million 'Excellent Post' posts, or told me how much you love me and can't live without me at least 300 times a day over the past 6 months.

A number of random posts will then be chosen, and whoever made the post will win a prize, unless you happen to be somebody I don't like, in which case I'll award the prize to somebody who has kissed my ass more.

I won't tell you what the prizes are, but I can assure you they're as crappy as hell.

On winning a prize, you will have to give me your real name, home address, social security number, date of birth, mother's maiden name, a DNA sample, your credit card number, and bank account details. We promise not to give these to anyone, except maybe the raffle administrator, Mr. Harry '3 fingers' Dodgybastard, who promises not to run off with your details as soon as he finishes his jail sentence.

Oh, and no joining the forum just to enter our crappy raffle! We don't want any riff-raff here!

Good luck!

(Warning: this is all a load of crap!)

Admin Posts : 16277 Points : 19545 Join date : 2009-09-19

We have our first winner! E.W.R. Loonizz has won a bag of my toenail clippings! I told you they were crappy prizes! Wink

Posts : 10861 Points : 11460 Join date : 2009-10-09

Admin wrote:: We have our first winner! E.W.R. Loonizz has won a bag of my toenail clippings! I told you they were crappy prizes!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: SusaHumor Raffle! Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:55 am

Okay, Boss,---I understand we're a TRUE non-profit forum here (as opposed to some I wont name),---but I think you're going to have to find some way to up the ante considerably if you expect to get anybody to play this phony-baloney game! We might not have much,-----but we DO have our pride!!------ Evil or Very Mad

Subject: Re: SusaHumor Raffle! Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:45 am

WAMcKinley wrote:: Okay, Boss,---I understand we're a TRUE non-profit forum here (as opposed to some I wont name),---but I think you're going to have to find some way to up the ante considerably if you expect to get anybody to play this phony-baloney game! We might not have much,-----but we DO have our pride!!------

Two bags of clippings? Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: SusaHumor Raffle! Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:40 pm

fudgemeister wrote:

WAMcKinley wrote:: Okay, Boss,---I understand we're a TRUE non-profit forum here (as opposed to some I wont name),---but I think you're going to have to find some way to up the ante considerably if you expect to get anybody to play this phony-baloney game! We might not have much,-----but we DO have our pride!!------

Two bags of clippings? Rolling Eyes

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Hold the clippings and substitute a batch of fudge (the dark, grainy kind)---and I'm in!! Shocked