SuBo fanatics suffer ‘Pink Blob’ syndrome!
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have again been forced to appear on an unpopular game show in an attempt to win tickets to see SuBo perform on a popular dance show.
“As always, we’d do anything for those tickets. We’d even embarrass ourselves by dressing up in silly costumes and acting like fools!” boasted a fanatic.
“Who the hell would notice any difference?!” said an unnamed unreliable source.
However, the shame of appearing on such a lowbrow show has left the fanatics suffering from ‘Pink Blob’ syndrome.
“Yes, the shame has caused their bodies to replace their faces with pink blobs. This is known as ‘Pink Blob’ syndrome, otherwise known as ‘Embarrassed Loony Disease’. The effect is only temporary, and is usually most apparent while having photographs taken,” explained know-it-all Dr. sMartyPAnts.
“Bugger, we can’t do anything evil with the photographs now!” grumbled some guy with an eye patch. “Wanna bet?!” cackled his parrot.