Announcement referred to the 1st of April

jsm wrote:

I would like to wish our two members my very best wishes for a safe and enjoyable trip. I know you will both be excellent ambassadors for responsible fandom.

There we go -- the newest motto for our site's banner!!!

feistyfilly wrote:

jsm wrote:

I would like to wish our two members my very best wishes for a safe and enjoyable trip. I know you will both be excellent ambassadors for responsible fandom.

JSM...we're gonna steal that phrase from you...it's absolutely perfect!!!

"The DJGers...ambassadors for responsible fandom." Quick copyright that someone!!!!

(BTW...I agree...these two are excellent choices)

THANK YOU JSM... OUR NEW LOGO! AND WITHOUT THE DANGLER'S HELP!!

Psssst! Fudgie! A "logo" is different than a "motto." The phrase is a motto, and the logo would be a pictorial/graphic depictation. I have every confidence in DJG's ability to design an absolutely stellar, top-of-the-line logo to fully represent this site in all future dealings......

fudgemeister wrote:

feistyfilly wrote:

jsm wrote:

I would like to wish our two members my very best wishes for a safe and enjoyable trip. I know you will both be excellent ambassadors for responsible fandom.

JSM...we're gonna steal that phrase from you...it's absolutely perfect!!!

"The DJGers...ambassadors for responsible fandom." Quick copyright that someone!!!!

(BTW...I agree...these two are excellent choices)

THANK YOU JSM... OUR NEW LOGO! AND WITHOUT THE DANGLER'S HELP!!

Thank you. I'm just glad to be of use. And yes fudge, all my own work. I never could get a grip on the dangler's brains so no joy there

Clix Pix wrote:

Psssst! Fudgie! A "logo" is different than a "motto." The phrase is a motto, and the logo would be a pictorial/graphic depictation. I have every confidence in DJG's ability to design an absolutely stellar, top-of-the-line logo to fully represent this site in all future dealings......

You are so right. I think it could be slow onset alzheimers.

Clix Pix wrote:

Psssst! Fudgie! A "logo" is different than a "motto." The phrase is a motto, and the logo would be a pictorial/graphic depictation. I have every confidence in DJG's ability to design an absolutely stellar, top-of-the-line logo to fully represent this site in all future dealings......

How about this for a SH logo

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skywriter wrote:

I've never been part of any "in crowd" thus far in life, no surprise I'm not part of this one.

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Sky niter have ...I dislike when people are excluded. [/quote]
Hey, I'm not complaining! The amazing thing for me is that I've joined anything at all. I've always been allergic to joining stuff, because I don't like organizations or meetings or...well, people, ordinarily. But this place isn't organized, thank the gods, and you guys are hardly like ordinary people. More like characters in an asylum movie--and I mean that in a totally good way!

fudgemeister wrote:

WHAT IS THIS CRAP THAT WE WILL NOT BE GETTING REPORTS???????? TIME TO FIRE THE BOSS, DJG!!! HEY, DEEG, THAT OTHER SITE ALLOWS REPORTS, SCREW SUSAN'S PRIVACY!!!!!

Reports, hell! We need video of the event. If any gifts are to be presented, they must be accompanied by a 100-page manual explaining every aspect in excruciating detail.


Attendees are to refer to themselves in the third person when speaking to Susan, to ensure that she and the rest of the world will always remember their names.


Speaking in a loud, nasally voice is recommended as this will allow them to be heard over the chatter of other fans and to drown out any attempts Susan makes to engage in conversation with them.

xeno wrote:

fudgemeister wrote:

WHAT IS THIS CRAP THAT WE WILL NOT BE GETTING REPORTS???????? TIME TO FIRE THE BOSS, DJG!!! HEY, DEEG, THAT OTHER SITE ALLOWS REPORTS, SCREW SUSAN'S PRIVACY!!!!!

Reports, hell! We need video of the event. If any gifts are to be presented, they must be accompanied by a 100-page manual explaining every aspect in excruciating detail.


Attendees are to refer to themselves in the third person when speaking to Susan, to ensure that she and the rest of the world will always remember their names.


Speaking in a loud, nasally voice is recommended as this will allow them to be heard over the chatter of other fans and to drown out any attempts Susan makes to engage in conversation with them.

Also, if we do not like the shitty truth, we will alter the shitty truth. I swear to that on all that is HOLY! Regardless of what you think you heard, Susan does not say shit. Ever!

fudgemeister wrote:

xeno wrote:

fudgemeister wrote:

WHAT IS THIS CRAP THAT WE WILL NOT BE GETTING REPORTS???????? TIME TO FIRE THE BOSS, DJG!!! HEY, DEEG, THAT OTHER SITE ALLOWS REPORTS, SCREW SUSAN'S PRIVACY!!!!!

Reports, hell! We need video of the event. If any gifts are to be presented, they must be accompanied by a 100-page manual explaining every aspect in excruciating detail.


Attendees are to refer to themselves in the third person when speaking to Susan, to ensure that she and the rest of the world will always remember their names.


Speaking in a loud, nasally voice is recommended as this will allow them to be heard over the chatter of other fans and to drown out any attempts Susan makes to engage in conversation with them.

Also, if we do not like the shitty truth, we will alter the shitty truth. I swear to that on all that is HOLY! Regardless of what you think you heard, Susan does not say shit. Ever!

Not only does Susan not say "shit," she is so innocent that she does not even know what shit is.

xeno wrote:

fudgemeister wrote:

xeno wrote:

fudgemeister wrote:

WHAT IS THIS CRAP THAT WE WILL NOT BE GETTING REPORTS???????? TIME TO FIRE THE BOSS, DJG!!! HEY, DEEG, THAT OTHER SITE ALLOWS REPORTS, SCREW SUSAN'S PRIVACY!!!!!

Reports, hell! We need video of the event. If any gifts are to be presented, they must be accompanied by a 100-page manual explaining every aspect in excruciating detail.


Attendees are to refer to themselves in the third person when speaking to Susan, to ensure that she and the rest of the world will always remember their names.


Speaking in a loud, nasally voice is recommended as this will allow them to be heard over the chatter of other fans and to drown out any attempts Susan makes to engage in conversation with them.

Also, if we do not like the shitty truth, we will alter the shitty truth. I swear to that on all that is HOLY! Regardless of what you think you heard, Susan does not say shit. Ever!

Not only does Susan not say "shit," she is so innocent that she does not even know what shit is.

she also doesn't say the word sex, or mean it's real meaning, plus she doesn't even dream of it.

BohemianSpirit wrote:

xeno wrote:

Not only does Susan not say "shit," she is so innocent that she does not even know what shit is.

No shit.

Sassyone wrote:

she also doesn't say the word sex, or mean it's real meaning, plus she doesn't even dream of it.

And she most certainly has never EVER EVER had the remotest hint of experience in that direction. When she said, "Never been kissed," she MEANT "Never been kissed." Susan Boyle is kind of like the King James Bible: meant to be taken literally!

Except when she says shit. Or sex.

BohemianSpirit wrote:

xeno wrote:

Not only does Susan not say "shit," she is so innocent that she does not even know what shit is.

No shit.

And that goes double for Holy Shit.

Sassyone wrote:

she also doesn't say the word sex, or mean it's real meaning, plus she doesn't even dream of it.

BohemianSpirit wrote:

And she most certainly has never EVER EVER had the remotest hint of experience in that direction. When she said, "Never been kissed," she MEANT "Never been kissed." Susan Boyle is kind of like the King James Bible: meant to be taken literally!

I guess that means she's really done Donny -

The secrecy here is making me think that this is all a big joke. What is the reason that the people going remain a secret and how did they even swing an invite in the first place?

We wouldn't be approaching April Fool's Day - would we?

pancake wrote:

The secrecy here is making me think that this is all a big joke. What is the reason that the people going remain a secret and how did they even swing an invite in the first place?

Check your EMails. It will explain why the identity of the two were going to be kept a secret until they arrived at the soiree. They are more or less on a mission. There will be reports Pancake, but other than an official birthday portrait there will NOT be Skyping or any taking of pictures. Hopefully they'll cultivate a friendship with a certain individual that will allow them to pass on the list of songs we want Susan to sing.

I've already met Susan. Didn't you see me at the awards bash?!

Admin wrote:

I've already met Susan. Didn't you see me at the awards bash?!

I love that picture, Boss. Perfect!

Admin wrote:

I've already met Susan. Didn't you see me at the awards bash?!

Excellent picture boss. Did anyone ever tell you that you bear a slight resemblance to Elmo? (You know the tickle me Elmo guy)

skywriter wrote:

Lovin' Every Minute wrote:

We wouldn't be approaching April Fool's Day - would we?

Yes, we are. And any outrageous, untrue, or otherwise fictional tale told on that day is an April Fool's joke.

Any outrageous, untrue, or otherwise fictional tale told before or after that date is just a plain old LIE!
But we all know no one here would ever do such a low-down, weaselly, disgusting thing. Now, would they?

US???

feistyfilly wrote:

Admin wrote:

I've already met Susan. Didn't you see me at the awards bash?!

Excellent picture boss. Did anyone ever tell you that you bear a slight resemblance to Elmo? (You know the tickle me Elmo guy)

Looking rather spudly to me. Our resident Spud-muffin.

How did we miss this photo...??? Thank's boss looking good so far as a potato goes....

Joanne's looking at your bowtie, Boss, wondering how long it's going to stay in place. She suspects, as we all know, that you're just not a tux-and-bowtie kinda guy! LOL!!!!

The bowler just adds to the whole tux look.

I just go an email from one of our members going to the party. She rented JIMMY CHOO shoes!! Are they better than Laboutins or the same or what?

fudgemeister wrote:

I just go an email from one of our members going to the party. She rented JIMMY CHOO shoes!! Are they better than Laboutins or the same or what?

I wonder why she told me she bought them....she even sent me pics! I had to crop of her head so she would not be identified. She is in the hotel room getting ready to go out.

OOOOOOoooooooh, Jimmy Choo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit! Look at those! Man, I couldn't walk across the room in the store in those, much less out in public anywhere! LOL!

I like the ones our member has chosen -- and notice how much more shapely and elegant her feet are than some people's.....just right for these elegant, beautiful shoes! Oh, and of COURSE she bought them. It's tacky and declasse to hire a pair of designer shoes. Classy, fabulous people buy their classy, fabulous clothing and shoes......

Wacky Wabbit wrote:

These are Jimmy Choo shoes. I bet one could party in these..



and Jimmy Choo shoes in red... great design.




Jimmy Choo Shoes

But who can walk in them?